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布魯克林最憤怒的人
等等 等等 讓我來 Wait. wait. Let me just-
讓我們來抓爸比 大家都去抓 Let's get daddy! Everybody get daddy!
我們來「圍捕」你們爸比 Let's get your daddy!
不是我的原因 是攝像機出了問題 It's not me. It's the camera.
它壞了 如果攝像機壞了 - It's not working. - If the camera doesn't work well...
我會把它帶回去的 Then I'm gonna take it home with me.
-哦 看看你 -天那 哦 - Oh, look at you. - Oh, my god. ohh!
天哪 我可以一直盯著他們看一天 Oh, my god. I can watch them all day long.
嗨 老爹 看過來 Hi, papa.
你在想什麼呢 What are you thinking?
我很開心 That I'm happy-
麥克 你正在連接直播 Michael, you're on the air.
是的 我的孩子在史泰登島上學 Yeah, my kid goes to school in Staten Island-
他們有新的曲棍球面具然後打碎了它們 They got these new hockey masks and they shatter on impact.
你要是想控告誰 你就告那個傻瓜 You want to sue somebody. You sue that knucklehead.
麥克 麥克 喂 他們在浪費 Michael, Michael, Michael. They're flushing
我繳納的稅款 your tax dollars down the crapper.
你到底怎麼了 What's the matter with you?
他們不應該做那樣的事情 They shouldn't be making things like that.
我帶孩子去看醫生 醫生告訴我 I took the kid to the doctor and the doctor told me-
當亨利 阿爾特曼等在去見 As Henry Altmann waited in traffic...
醫生的路上等待紅燈時 An the way to his doctor's appointment...
他心裡正在把這車裡的低音炮 He mentally added sub-woofers in
加進了他所厭惡的事物清單上 small cars to things he hated.
他的清單裡有 狗屎 汽車報警器 On his short list was also dog crap, car alarms...
難辨認的停車標誌、雙嬰兒推車 Indecipherable parking signs, double baby strollers...
狗屁時尚 男士古龍水 Ass-crack fashion, men's cologne...
泡泡糖 自行車 倉鼠 Bubble gum, bicycles, hamsters...
垃圾車 鄰居 金屬衣架 電視遙控器 Garbage trucks, neighbors, metal hangers, tv remotes...
賀卡 人字拖 Greeting cards, flip-flops,
廉價理髮店傳單 胖子 fliers for cheap haircuts, fat people...
鴿子，天氣頻道，尿味兒，新媽媽 Pigeons, the weather channel, smell of urine, new mothers...
信用卡優惠，被屏蔽的電話號碼 Credit card offers, blocked phone numbers...
大遮陽傘 f號地鐵線 約翰·菲茨傑拉德·肯尼迪 布魯克林女王專輯 Big umbrellas, F train, J.F.K., B.Q.E...
ATM 服務費 兩元店 廣播名人 A.T.M. service fees, .99 cent stores, radio personalities...
網絡 星巴克 尼克斯隊 Networking, starbucks, The Knicks...
尼克隊 尼克隊 The Knicks, The Knicks...
還有 天哪 And god.
搞什麼啊 我問你 你搞毛啊 What the hell? I ask you, what the hell?
你要走的方向那邊明明是紅燈 你色盲啊 That was a red light you ran! Can't you tell red from green?
你考過駕照麼 You took the test, right?
你什麼時候拿的駕照 When you got your driver's license?
你記得麼 多選題 Remember that? Multiple choice,
第二個選項 number two driver's license?
紅色代表什麼 是讓你繼續走麼 And what does red mean? Does it mean "go"?
是讓你直衝衝過來撞我車 是這個意思麼 Does it mean slam into my car, is that what it means?
但 那是黃燈啊 黃你妹啊 - It-it was yellow. - Oh, yellow!
黃的跟你的出租車一樣還是像水仙花一樣 Oh, yellow like your cab or yellow like a daffodil?
哦 好一朵漂亮的小水仙花 Like a pretty little daffodil?
難道水仙花黃的意思是讓你踩油門 Does daffodil mean step on the gas
然後把我的車撞一下 哈 and hit my car in your country?
是這樣麼 水仙花黃讓你有借口擾亂我的生活 Is that it? Is daffodil your excuse to fuck up my life?
破壞我的安寧嗎 Destroy my tranquility?
別廢話 我會讓你駕照被吊銷 No, I am gonna get your license revoked...
然後你就等著被遣送回國吧你 And have you sent back to wherever the fuck you're from!
-你個種族主義者 -種族主義 - Racist! - Racist?
我怎麼會是種族主義者 我連你是什麼人種都不知道 How can I be a racist? I don't know what race you are.
-我是烏茲別克人 -烏茲別克人 你說對了 - Uzbek. - Uzbek? You're right.
我討厭烏茲別克人 我恨死烏茲別克人了 特別是你 I hate uzbeks. I hate them all. But particularly you!
你死定了 You dead.
什麼 你說什麼 What? What did you say?
你也是 操你媽 You too, mother-
當莎倫 吉爾 盯著這個女人和她的寵物時 As Sharon Gill stared at the woman and her pet-
她正沉浸在失去了她的貓咪 哈羅德的悲傷中 She was consumed with grief over her own cat, Harold.
三天前 哈羅德跳出了窗戶 3 days ago, Harold had jumped out the window.
之後 她才知道這對貓來說並不少見 Afterward, she learned that this was not uncommon with cats.
事實上哈羅德從十樓跳下 The fact that Harold landed on his feet 10
四腳著地對她來說也算是點慰藉 floors below was of little consolation.
哦 Oh!
莎倫明白 哈羅德的死對她來說是一個導火線 Sharon understood that Harold was a trigger.
讓她累感不愛了的導火線 That she was emotionally exhausted.
哦 Ohh.
不過，比起她的患者來她更願意照顧一隻死貓 Still, caring more for a dead cat than her sick patients...
是臨床上人格解體的好例子 Was clearly a case of clinical depersonalization.
張嘴 Open.
張大點兒 Wider.
張大 Wider.
張大點兒 Wider.
抱歉 Excuse me.
從來沒有人提到這個事實 No one had ever mentioned this reality...
儘管她是一個聰明的，有前途的醫科學生 When she was a bright, shiny medical student.
喂 醫生 Uh, doctor?
當她相信她將會一個接一個拯救病人 When she believed she was going to
並就此拯救世界的時候 save the world one patient at a time.
醫生 Doctor.
沒有人告訴她，關心不等於需求 No one told her that care does not equal need.
關心是有限的 需求是無盡的 Care being finite, need being endless.
醫生 讓讓 嘿 讓開 Doctor! Move, man. Move.
和關心等價的是 What care equals...
是每位患者看病要15分鐘 Is 15 minutes per patient.
-醫生 費恩夫人在4號診室等你 -誰 - Doctor, Mrs. Fine is in 4. - Who?
費恩夫人 她是菲爾丁醫生的一個病人 Mrs. Fine! She's one of Dr. Fielding's patients...
歸你在照顧的 記得麼 Who you're covering, remember?
還有在3號診室的王先生 9號診室的皮特森 And we got Wong in 3 and Peterson in 9.
行了 好吧 聽著 我需要一點時間 Okay, all right. Listen, I just need a minute.
-但她已經在那裡等了一個多小時了 -知道了 - But she's been in there over an hour! - Uh-huh.
莎倫在想 這不是第一次了 Sharon wondered, not for the first time...
如果可憐的 親愛的哈羅德沒有作出那個選擇 If poor, dear Harold hadn't made the right choice.
是的 是我 Yeah, it's me.
亞倫在麼 Aaron there?
沒看見他 Haven't seen him.
他有給我留下信息麼 Did he leave me a message?
沒啊 Nope.
告訴他我會晚點去開會 Just tell him I'll be a little late for the meeting.
阿爾特曼先生 Mr. Altmann.
我不知道什麼時候 我啥時到那就是啥時 I don't know when! When I get there!
醫生她會盡快來見你。 The doctor will be in to see you as soon as she can.
他 菲爾丁醫生是男的 He. Dr. Fielding is a he.
是 很遺憾 Yeah, well, Dr. Fielding has
菲爾丁醫生出診了 -為什麼 been called away, unfortunately. - Why
所以吉爾醫生今天將負責他的病人 So Dr. Gill will be covering his patients today.
-什麼時候 -她會盡快的 她很忙的 - When? - As soon as she can. She's very busy.
現在 請把病服穿上 Now, please, put that gown on!
我不用穿病服 I don't need a gown!
我只是來看看他 或是她 I'm just meeting him- her.
哦 Oh.
搞什麼鬼 我問你 你在搞毛啊 What the hell? I'm asking, what the hell?
我都等了兩個多小時了 I've been waiting here for over 2 hours.
我很抱歉 阿爾特曼先生 剛才我忙暈了 I'm very sorry, Mr. Altmann. it's just been a bit crazy.
-你誰啊你 -我是吉爾醫生 - Who are you? - I'm Dr. Gill.
我約的是菲爾丁醫生 I want Dr. Fielding.
我知道 但他被派出去緊急出診了 I understand, but he was sent away on an emergency.
緊急情況 放屁 Emergency. Bullshit! He just wanted
他就是想週末偷懶 to get a jump on the weekend?
先生 我能看懂你的掃瞄透視結果 Sir, I was able to look over your scan-
你到行醫年齡了嗎 Are you even old enough to practice medicine?
菲爾丁醫生有複查你的病情麼 Has Dr. Fielding gone over the results with you?
沒有 No.
沒有 是他還沒跟你說麼 No, as in he hasn't called?
他認為這是偏頭痛 我有頭痛 很嚴重的那種 He thinks it's migraines. I have headaches, bad ones.
-他什麼時候說的 -我上次來的時候 - When did he say that? - When I was here last.
在掃瞄透視之前是嗎 That was before the scan?
是的 Yeah.
怎麼了 What?
-能請你坐下麼 -為啥要坐 - Can you please sit down? - Why?
-因為我想讓你先坐下 -我坐不坐這有什麼關係嗎 - Because I would like for you to sit. - Why does it matter?
-因為我需要你坐下 -我需要站著 - Because I need you to sit down. - I need to stand.
好吧 站著 Fine, stand.
掃瞄結果顯示您有腦動脈瘤 The results showed a brain aneurysm.
哇哦 Wow.
阿爾特曼先生 Mr. Altmann...
你知道什麼是腦動脈瘤麼 Do you know what a brain aneurysm is?
我叔叔因此而死 My uncle died of one.
前一分鐘他在刷牙 一眨眼 他就死了 One minute he was brushing his teeth, the next, he was dead.
甚至沒有時間把牙刷完 Didn't even have time to rinse.
這個病是一個大腦中動脈壁的囊性膨出 It's a ballooning-out of an artery wall in the brain.
-那它會什麼時候發病 -在出血性中風發作的時候 - And when it pops? - That would be a hemorrhagic stroke.
然後我就死了 And I'm dead.
嚴格來講這取決於 The seriousness depends on the
瘤的大小和位置 size and location of the aneurysm.
它有多大 How big is it?
我只是一名內科醫生 如果你能找一個專家看看是最好的 I'm an internist. It's best if you speak to a specialist.
-你現在手上不是有片子麼 那個瘤有多大 -我能理解您的感受 - You have the scan right there! How big? - I understand.
但現在有一位專家 來自布魯克林的神經病學家 But there's a specialist, a neurologist at Brooklyn-
你知道的 是麼 You know, right?
伯恩斯坦醫生 我已經約好了 我安排好了 Dr. Bernstein. I already called. I made arrangements-
你在怕什麼 瘤子又沒長在你腦子裡 What are you scared of? It's not your brain!
看下片子然後馬上告訴我 Just look at the scan and tell me!
很大 It's big.
位置在哪 And the location?
拜託 先生 我覺得你最好 Please, sir, I think it's best
去問問神經科醫生 that we talk to a neurologist.
在哪 The location?
腦幹部位 By the brain stem.
無法治療的嗎 Untreatable?
這不是我說了算的 It's not for me to say.
你已經說了 You already have.
它在那裡有多長時間了 很長一段時間了吧 我猜 How long has it been there? A long time, I'm betting.
為什麼他們現在才發現 Why didn't they find it till now?
是因為你無能還是你根本不關心 Are you incompetent or you just don't care?
-就是了 你根本就不關心 是麼 -不 不 不 - That's it, you don't care, do you? - No. no, no, no.
-不 什麼 -不 我有在關心 - No what? - No, I do care!
狗屁 你現在正在想 真麻煩 怎麼這麼煩人 Bullshit! You're thinking, how inconvenient, how annoying...
多困難啊 好鬧心 How difficult, how disagreeable.
可憐的小公主 小可憐 Poor little princess. Poor,
真可憐 好吧 抱歉 我要離開這等死去了 poor you. Well, excuse me for dying!
先生 我需要你冷靜下來 Sir, I need you to stay calm.
這樣對您的血壓不好 It's bad for your blood pressure!
-請坐回去 -我還剩多長時間 - Please sit back down. - How long do I have?
-我不知道 -不 你知道 - I don't know. - Yeah, you do.
不 我不知道 No, I don't.
你的臉色都說出來了 就像一個捏扁的檸檬 It's all over your face like a pinched lemon!
檸檬公主 你覺得你能傷到我的感受麼 The lemon princess. You think you can hurt my feelings?
你不關心 記得麼 這只是你的 You don't care, remember? This is
一份工作 你不會感覺這痛苦的 just a job! You don't feel this!
也許一個鑽石廣告或一隻生病的貓 Probably takes a diamond commercial or a sick cat...
才能讓你有些觸動 To get some feelings out of you!
哦 病貓 是那勾起了你的感覺嗎 Oh. sick cats, is that what makes you tick?
就是這讓檸檬公主哇哇叫 That's what makes the lemon princess get all wah-wah?
我在這裡 你的小病貓 Here I am, your sick and dying pet.
該死的告訴我 你的小寵物他還剩多少時間 Tell your fucking pet how long he has!
-我不知道 -多久 - I don't know. - How long?
我不知道 -多久 - I don't know! - How long?
-哦 我要不能呼吸了 -給我一個時間 - Oh. I can't breathe. - Give me a number.
說 給我一個時間 A number. Give me a number!
一個時間 一個時間 一個時間 A number, a number, a number, a number.
在你告訴我那個該死的時間之前我不會離開這裡的 I'm not leaving here till I get a goddamn number!
-90 -90什麼 - 90! - 90 what?
分鐘 Minutes!
-那是你的專業意見嗎 -是的 - That's your professional opinion? - Yeah.
好把 臥槽尼瑪 Well, fuck you!
是你要問的 You asked.
90 90!
嘿 看見這塊表了麼 看見了麼 Hey, see this watch? See it?
這是我父親給我的 他活到了90 It belonged to my father. He lived to 90!
是90歲 90 years!
你想知道90分鐘能發生什麼 You wanna know what happens in 90 minutes?
那時候是下午6點22分 我會活到那時候 That's 6:22! 6:22 p.m. I'm gonna be alive!
我將會去喝啤酒 我會笑著去 I'm gonna be having a beer! And I'm gonna be smiling!
我笑是因為那時候你就被解雇了 I'm gonna be smiling because you will have been fired.
沒錯 我會向你們醫院的董事投訴你 That's right, I'm calling the C.E.O. of this hmo...
然後讓你擦屁股滾蛋 And getting your potty little ass canned!
該死的東西 Dead prick!
蕩婦醫生 Doctor cunt!
哦 臥槽 Oh, fuck me!
出租車 Taxi!
喲 出租 Yo, taxi!
去布魯克林市中心 Downtown Brooklyn.
儘管亨利知道他只能活90分鐘是不合邏輯的 Even though Henry knew 90 minutes was illogical...
他越思索她說的話 她的詛咒 The more he thought about her prognosis, her curse...
他越把它放在心上 The more it took on weight.
要是 要是 What if? What if?
他好像想起了 He seemed to remember that there
死前會經歷的4或5個階段 were four or five stages to death.
你在幹什麼 在人行道上開車啊你 What are you doing? Drive on the sidewalk!
我可不想死在水泥卡車後面 I don't wanna die behind a cement truck!
憤怒無疑是其中之一 打個勾 Anger was certainly one of them. Check that.
是不否認另一個麼 他在否認什麼 否定90分鐘的期限嗎 Was not denial another? What was he denying, the 90 minutes?
如果 他亨利 阿爾特曼會在6點22分死亡 What if he, Henry Altmann,really was going to die at 6:22?
我特馬到底要做些什麼呢 What the holy fuck should I be doing?
轉告阿爾特曼先生 這事很重要 Tell Mr. Altmann it's very important.
能請你讓他回我電話麼 好的 謝謝 Can you please just have him call me? Okay, thank you.
-那是真的麼 -什麼 - Is it true? - What?
-那是真的麼 -什麼真的 - Is it true? - What true?
每個人都到處說你告訴一個病人 Everybody's going around saying you told some patient...
他只有90分鐘可活了 That he has 90 hours to live.
不 No!
我不這樣認為 因為這太瘋狂了 I didn't think so, 'Cause that's crazy.
那真是太 That's-
什麼 What?
沒什麼 Nothing.
-你真的說了 -不 我沒有 - You did! - No, I didn't!
-我就知道 -我沒有 - I knew it! - I didn't.
-每個人都說你做了 -喬丹 安靜 - Everybody's saying you did! - Jordan, be quiet!
-告訴那個人他只有90分鐘了 -你能進房間去麼 - Told a guy he had 90 - Would you get in the room?
我知道 我知道 他一直在叫 I know! I know! He just kept yelling...
給我個數字 給我個數字 數字 Give me a number! Give me a number! A number.
然後我喘不過氣了 我就恐慌了 And I couldn't breathe, and I
然後我隨便說了一個 panicked and I totally lost it.
很顯然 Apparently.
天哪 我 我恨他 God, I- ooh, I hated him.
好吧 那我不怪你 Well, that one I can't fault you on.
我們都討厭我們的病人 We all hate our patients.
那個人到底出什麼問題了 What's wrong with the guy anyway?
腦神經瘤 Cerebral aneurysm.
然後你讓他自己跑出去了 And you let him walk out of here?
-我原意不是如此 -天哪 - That wasn't the plan! - Christ!
我本想讓他去伯恩斯坦那兒再看看的 好麼 I was trying to send him to bernstein, okay?
你屌 天哪 莎倫 Seriously, christ, Sharon.
我知道 我知道 這很糟糕 我是一個糟糕透了的人 I know, I know. I'm horrible. I'm a horrible person.
但我在努力尋找他了 I have been trying to get a hold of him.
我打給了他的手機 家庭座機 I've called his cell, his home,
公司電話 他就是不肯接電話 his work, and he just won't pick up.
你為什麼像看笑話樣看我 Why are you looking at me so funny?
你現在眼睛怎麼了 你嗑藥嗑嗨啦 What's up with your eyes right now? Are you high?
現在不是說這個的時候 我是認真的 Not now. I'm serious.
-真的 -是的 認真的 - For real? - Yeah, for real!
莎倫 這很不好 這後果無法想像 Sharon, this is bad. There's gonna be consequences.
你會被停職的 你會失去你的醫師執照 You could get suspended. You could lose your license.
他甚至不是我的病人 He wasn't even my patient!
他該歸菲爾丁管 我只是暫時接管罷了 He was Fielding's! I was just covering for him!
哦 我想和家人一起度過週末 Oh, I wanna spend the weekend with my family.
我還有孩子 我有我自己的生活 I have kids. I have a life.
蠢貨 混蛋 臥槽 Stupid, back-stabbing motherfucker!
-我警告過你的了 -不 你沒有 - I warned you. - No, you didn't.
我說過 Yes, I did.
他說他會離婚 好麼 He said he was gonna get a divorce, okay?
他說他愛我 他 He said that he loved me. he-
愛情啊愛情 多耽誤事的愛情 Human emotion, I find it very off-putting.
別想那沒用的了 現在讓我們想想 Let's focus on the logic. Like the
想想那個病人吧 他叫什麼來著 patient. What's the guy's name?
阿爾特曼 亨利 阿爾特曼 Altmann. Henry Altmann.
亨利 阿爾特曼是吧 那是個不錯的名字 Okay, Henry Altmann. That's a great name.
這聽起來像一個來自非常健康和睦的家庭的人的名字 That sounds like a very wholesome, nice family man's name.
我覺得他不是那種 I'm sure this is not the type
會發狂然後投訴你的人 of guy who's gonna freak out...
他只是聽到了這個消息 File complaints, just go totally nuts
一時無處發洩怒火 才會對你這樣的 on you, trying to ruin your career.
嗷 Ohh.
好吧 我現在大概知道了 Okay, I'm getting the impression
也許他就是那樣的人 對嗎 maybe he is that type of guy.
這下糟了 這是個誤解而已 就是這樣 This is bad. This is miscommunication, is what this is.
我需要讓他去醫院檢查 I need to get him admitted to a
這是為他自己身體著想 hospital today, for his own good...
之後他就是別人的病人了 And then he's somebody else's problem.
然後這些就都是伯恩斯坦醫生的事了 對吧 Then he's bernstein's problem. right?
這樣說也沒錯啦 Can't hurt.
那我必須找到亨利 阿爾特曼 I have to find Henry Altmann.
有一個自稱吉爾醫生來電話說要找你 A Dr. Gill has been calling for you.
-艾倫在哪裡 -她說這極其重要 - Where's Aaron? - She said it was extremely important.
亞倫在哪裡 Where's Aaron?
他在開會 In the meeting.
查爾斯街148號和65號 148 and 65 Charles Street.
一個還有六個月的時間 There is a 6-month advance on the one
另一個已經到期六個月了 and a 6-month delinquency on the other.
這不是我好久不見的兄弟嗎 My long-lost brother.
不如你負責操作148號的違規拖延吧 What if you pick up the pending violations on 148?
-廢話 -還有鍋爐 - Garbage. - And boiler.
-我有個問題 -關於鍋爐的嗎 - I have a question. - About the boiler'?
不是 我需要一點建議 No, I need some advice.
有個客戶 他剛剛發現他只能活90分鐘了 A client, he just found out he has 90 minutes to live.
我該讓他做什麼 What should I tell him to do'?
亨利 我們真的需要趕緊回到正題 Henry, we really need to get back to this now.
-我知道我會幹什麼 -幹什麼 - I know what I would do. - What?
埋頭痛哭 Cry.
先哭個20分鐘 For the first 20 minutes.
然後到約克郡的 Then I'd go to that Thai massage
泰式按摩館好好來一發 place on York and get a blow job
要是我就去以色列聖殿 祈禱一小下 I'd go to temple israel, pray a little,
再給他們捐一大筆款 make a nice big donation.
現在我們能回到正事上來嗎 Can we get back to this now?
-我的話 我想我會去殺個人什麼的 -為什麼 - Me, I think i'd kill someone. - Why?
回饋社會 懲惡除奸 For the social good. some deeply evil schmuck.
比如誰 Like who?
我們生活在布魯克林 找個壞蛋還能有多難 We live in Brooklyn. How hard could it be?
我想到個笑話 稍等一下 I got a joke. hang on a second.
一個男人去看醫生 被告知 Man goes to see a doctor, and he's told
他只剩下10小時命 that he only has 10 hours to live.
他驚呆了 他會幹什麼呢 It's a terrible shock. what's he gonna do?
他拿出電話 So he picks up the phone and he
打給了他的妻子 說 calls his wife, and he says...
親愛的 我要帶你去全市區最好的飯店 Honey, I'm gonna take you to the 4 seasons,
四季酒店 the best restaurant in town...
吃遍菜單上所有的菜 And we're gonna eat everything on the menu.
然後 我們去彩虹屋 And then, we're gonna go to the rainbow room...
在那我們不停的跳舞 就好像回到年輕時一樣 Where we're gonna dance all hours, like we were young again.
最後回到家 我們 And then, finally, home, where we
整夜瘋狂地做愛 will make mad, passionate love...
激情燃燒彼此 直至最後 黎明時分 Till all hours of the night, until, at last, at dawn...
我在你愛的懷抱中死去 I will die in your loving arms.
你覺得這樣好不好 What do you think of that?
那個妻子說 你說的容易 And the wife says, easy for you.
天亮了你倒是不用起床 You don't have to get up in the morning.
-亨利 -什麼 - Henry. - What?
告訴你的客戶 讓他回家 Tell your client to go home, make love
最後和他的妻子做一次愛 快樂的過完最後幾個小時 to his wife one last and be happy.
最終 In the end...
家人才是我們的全部 All we have is family.
家人 Family?
沒錯 You're right.
家人 多謝 Family. Thanks.
你不會為這種鳥事跟我們收費 對吧 You're not gonna be billing us for this crap, are you?
嘿 嘿 亨利 等等 Hey, hey, Henry, wait up!
-你要去哪 -回家 - Where you going? - Home.
你知道嗎 如果你想逃會就直接說出來 You know, if you want out of the meeting just say so...
或者就像你平時那樣不出現就好了 Or don't show up like you always do...
但是現在這種混蛋方式真煩人 But this bullshit is really annoying.
你要說很久嗎 Is this gonna take a long time?
你越來越糟糕了你知道嗎 You know, you're getting worse.
你知道的 對吧 你越來越糟糕了 You know that, right, that you're getting worse?
-我還有很多事要做 -在90分鐘之內嗎 - I got a lot to do. - In 90 minutes?
比那少了 Less.
見家人嗎 Family?
是 見家人 Yeah, family.
那麼 怎麼的 兄弟不算家人嗎 So, what, brothers don't count?
我們還有很多工作要做呢 Because we got a lot of work to do
我的意思是 你知道的 直系親屬 比如貝蒂和湯米 I'm thinking, you know, immediate family. Like Bette, Tommy.
還有事嗎 What?
拜託 呃 亨利 貝蒂和湯米嗎 Well, uh, come on, Henry. Bette and Tommy?
你跟貝蒂別的沒干 You and Bette have done nothing
就吵了2年架 更別說湯米 but fight for two years. And Tommy?
關於家人你知道什麼呢 亞倫 What do you know about family, Aaron?
你唯一的家人是條金魚 The only family you've got is a goldfish.
我認識你的家人 你的直系親屬 I know your family, your immediate family.
能在90分鐘內和解嗎 Reconciliation in 90 minutes?
還是去做泰式吹簫吧 Take the Thai blowjobs.
-啊 好了 -好的 - Ah! Okay. - Yeah.
-我愛你 -行了 - I love you. - Okay.
-待會見 -你還那麼瘋 - See you around. - You're still crazy.
哦 嘿 On. Hey!
你在哪裡 Where are you?
我在努力打車 我要去他的辦公室 I'm trying to hail a cab. I'm going to his office.
聽著 我調出了那傢伙的檔案 Look, I pulled the guy's file.
他對每一件事都抱怨 He complains about everything.
他完全是個奇葩 He's a complete crackpot,
就這麼說吧 他名聲很不咋地 limited credibility, to say the least.
來 想不想知道個勁爆的消息 Now, do you want the big news?
-想 -我請放射科的加裡看了下掃瞄結果 - Yeah. - I had Gary in radiology take a look at the scans.
結果是 那傢伙已經有內出血現象 Turns out, this guy's already got bleeding through the wall.
事實上他隨時可能死掉 He actually could drop dead at any second.
也可能活到足夠長 He could also live long enough to...
然後結束掉你的職業生涯 毀了你的人生 End your career, destroy your life...
然後再到托斯卡納度個精彩假期 And enjoy a splendid holiday in Tuscany.
好極了 Fabulous.
我要對以下人員發出集結令 I'm throwing a get-together for the following people-
弗麗達 敏寇 她是我的初戀 Frieda Minkle, she was my first crush.
哈伯斯丁夫人 我三年級的老師 Mrs. Haberstein, my third grade teacher.
湯瑪士 弗雷爾 他是我法律學校的導師 Thomas Friel, he was my law school mentor.
比克斯 弗雷爾 我的老朋友 我已經把 Bix Field, my oldest friend. I sent
完整名單電郵給你了 you an E-mail with the complete list.
是 我收到了 25個人 Yeah, I got it. 25 people?
你這是中老年危機嗎 Is this some sort of post-midlife crisis?
不 這更像是生前告別儀式 No, it's more like a pre-shiva.
告訴他們這是非常 Just tell them it's extremely,
非常重要的 務必要在30鍾之內 extremely important to meet me at Juniors in...
來Juniors見我 30 minutes.
-你知道這很很瘋狂嗎 -就照做就是了 - You know that's insane? - Just-just get it done.
寫訃文 Write obit.
大醉一場 Get drunk.
還有湯米 Tommy.
安德魯大學讀4年 賓夕法尼亞大學讀4年 4 years at Andover. 4 years at Penn.
紐約大學讀3年 3 years at NYU.
花了42萬8千美金你就學會了狐步舞嗎 學會了曼波嗎 $428,000 so you could fox-trot, so you could mambo?
是 那是誰讓我愛上舞蹈的呢 Yeah, and who taught me to love dancing?
我還喜歡甜甜圈呢 不代表你就要成為一個甜甜圈麵包師啊 I love bagels! Doesn't mean you should be a bagel maker!
-所以你覺得很有趣 -不 你知道不是的 - So this is funny to you. - No! And you know it isn't!
我只知道 如果我現在不跳舞 以後就永遠都不會跳了 What I know is if I don't do this now, I never will.
我印了上千張這個名片 I had a thousand of these printed.
看 奧爾特曼 奧爾特曼和奧爾特曼事務所 Look, Altmann, Altmann and Altmann.
不是奧爾特曼 奧爾特曼和舞男事務所 Not Altmann, Altmann and dancing boy!
也不是奧爾特曼 奧爾特曼和跳腳男事務所 Not Altmann, Altmann and twinkle toes!
你是為了彼特才印的 不是為了我 You printed those for Peter. You didn't print them for me.
我不是彼特 爸爸 I'm not Peter, dad.
恭喜你毀了自己的人生 Good luck ruining your life!
布魯克林舞蹈學院 教你 Brooklyn dance academy, dancing that
學得會的舞蹈 請稍等 anyone can learn. Can you hold please?
額 我操 Uh- Shit.
布魯克林舞蹈學院 教你 Brooklyn dance academy, dancing
學得會的舞蹈 請稍等 that anyone anyone can learn. Hold please.
-喂 -該死的 - Yeah- Goddamn it.
布魯克林舞蹈學院 教你學得會 Brooklyn dance academy, dancing that
的舞蹈 有什麼可以幫到您 anyone can learn. How can I help you?
-終於 湯瑪斯 奧爾特曼在嗎 -請問你是誰 - Yes! Is Thomas Altmann there? - Who may I say is calling?
亨利 奧爾特曼 Henry Altmann.
湯姆 額 亨利 奧爾特曼的電話 Tom, uh, Henry Altmann is on the phone.
該死的 不好意思 Shit. Sorry.
天啊 從踢蹬開始 God. From the kicks.
他要幹什麼 What's he want?
可能要我還讀法律學校的錢吧 Probably wants me to pay him back for law school.
你不好奇嗎 Aren't you curious?
不管我父親要什麼 Whatever my father wants, it can
都能等我們從巴黎回來再說 wait till we get back from Paris.
-湯姆 -留個言就行了 - Tom. - Take a message!
再來一次 Again.
30分鐘或之內 In 30 minutes or less.
在Jumiors At Juniors.
不 我不知道 No, I don't know.
麻煩你擴散一下這個消息唄 謝謝 If you could just pass on the message. Thank you.
轉一下再推 Turn and push.
那裡 Over there.
好吧 你好 額 我要見亨利 奧爾特曼 Okay. Hi. Um, I need to see Henry Altmann.
你是 And you are?
莎倫 吉爾 吉爾醫生 Sharon Gill. Dr. Gill.
你有預約嗎 Do you have an appointment?
不好意思我沒有 這是緊急情況 所以 I don't I'm sorry, it's an emergency, so-
-我很抱歉 他出去了 -我可以幫到你嗎 - Sorry, but he's gone out. - May I help you?
你好 呃 我也不知道 我要見亨利 奧爾特曼 Hi. Um, I don't know. I need to see Henry Altmann.
-我是亨利的兄弟 亞倫 奧爾特曼 -哦 你好 - I'm Henry's brother, Aaron Altmann. - Oh. Hey.
呃 我是吉爾醫生 Um, I'm Dr. Gill.
很高興見到你 我能怎麼幫你 Pleasure. How can I be of service?
我們能找個地方私下談嗎 Is there somewhere private we can talk?
-這邊 -謝謝你 - Come on. - Thank you.
亨利非堅持要給 Henry was fully committed...
她的妻子最後一次溫柔之愛 To make tender love to his wife one last time.
但是有一些問題 But there were concerns.
其一 他連上一次他們做愛是什麼時候都記不得了 For one, he couldn't remember the last time they'd done it.
一年前 可能更久 A year ago? Maybe more.
亨利也沒想清楚最後的一次 Henry also wondered what was the
用什麼樣的體位比較好 appropriate position for a last shtup?
他覺得後背位是必須的 He assumed spooning must be involved.
然後又有新問題 他想起來讀到過死囚 Then again, he had read that condemned prisoners...
經常要求刑前最後一餐吃最傳統的花生醬 Often asked for peanut butter and
和果醬三明治 jelly sandwiches as their last meal.
當然了 傳教士位才是性愛中的花生醬果醬三明治 Certainly, the missionary position was the pb&j of sex.
然後 當然 亨利最大的憂慮是 And, of course, there was Henry's biggest concern.
他到底還硬不硬得起來 Would he be able to raise the flag at all?
亨利一邊跑一邊祈禱 不是祈禱什麼醫學上的奇跡讓他活下去 As Henry ran, he prayed, not for a medical miracle,
只是簡單地為了能勃起 but for the simple ability to get it up.
我知道我不該跟你說這件事 I know I shouldn't be telling you this...
因為會違反所有的準則 And it's going against every protocol...
但是 呃 But, um...
你的哥哥被診斷患有 Your brother was diagnosed with a brain
腦動脈瘤而且醫療也無力回天了 aneurysm and is refusing treatment.
哦 天啊 Oh, god.
那 呃 Well, uh...
-你是他的醫生嗎 -是的 - Are you his doctor? - Yes.
其實 也不是 我是說 我暫代他的醫生 Well, no. I mean, I'm filling in
福爾訂醫生 for his doctor,Dr. Fielding.
這個是最後確診嗎 And this diagnosis is definite?
恐怕是的 I'm afraid so.
他 他剛剛還在這兒 He- he was just here...
而且我做得很糟糕 And I was awful.
你並不知道 You didn't know.
我感覺到有點奇怪了 I knew something was strange.
但亨利身上總有類似奇怪的事情發生 But with Henry, there's always something sort of strange.
他有個兒子 彼得 很棒的孩子 He had a son, Peter. Great kid.
兩年前在一次打獵事故中去世 Died 2 years ago in a hunting accident, of all things.
亨利從那時候開始就變得不一樣了 Henry's never been the same since.
我們過去每天一起吃午餐 We used to have lunch together every day.
他會帶來個牛皮紙袋然後我們 He would bring a brown paper bag in and we-
裡面裝兩個三明治 一個給他 一個給我 Two sandwiches. one for him, one for me.
我們什麼都聊 We talked about everything.
但現在我們什麼都不說了 And now we don't talk about anything anymore.
等等 90分鐘 Wait. 90 minutes.
你怎麼能確定只有90分鐘 How can you be sure it's only 90 minutes?
那是個誤會 That's a misunderstanding.
怎麼會誤會呢 How do you misunderstand that?
現在重要的是 我們要找到你哥哥 The important thing is we find your brother...
然後馬上讓他住院 And get him admitted to a hospital immediately.
他回家了 He went home.
貝蒂 我是亞倫 我正在去你公寓的路上 Bette, it's Aaron. I'm on my way to your apartment.
給我回電話 有緊急的事 Call me back on my cell. It's
有什麼需要注意的嗎 an emergency. Any instructions?
哦 呃 確保能讓他保持冷靜 Oh, um. Make sure that he remains calm.
不要做讓他血壓升高的事 Nothing that raises his blood pressure.
-比如 -憤怒 - Like? - Anger.
但是你見過我兄弟了是吧 And you've met my brother?
亨利 我還以為你要工作到很晚 Henry, I thought you were working late.
弗蘭克 嗨 出去 Frank, hi. Get out.
-怎麼回事 -他得離開 - What's going on? - He needs to leave!
他是我們的鄰居 He's our neighbor!
不 不 我需要你 單獨的 No, no. I need you alone.
為什麼 Why?
因為我們得馬上做愛然後緊緊相擁 Because we have to have sex immediately and then cuddle.
什麼 你傻了嗎 What, are you nuts?
不 沒有 我只是想有一個時間 No, no. I just wanna have a moment,
夫妻相處時間 a husband and wife moment.
這會是好事 家人間的事 It'll be a good thing, a family thing.
我沒有太多時間了 Idon't have a lot of time.
-我覺得我真的該走了 -你留下 - I really think I should go. - You stay.
-走 -不許走 - Go! - you're staying!
停 我不在乎你到底 Stop that! I don't care how crazy
有多瘋 我們不會做愛 you are, we are not having sex.
哦 但是 貝蒂 聽著 Oh, but, Bette, listen...
我知道這兩年過的並不愉快 I know the last 2 years have been tough...
我也沒有好好處理 你知道的 And I didn't deal well with, you know...
我情緒不穩而且經常生氣 And I've been erratic and often pissed off at things.
你還知道 You think?
但這不表示我不再用我自己的方式愛你 But it doesn't mean I've stopped loving you in my own way.
但是到了最後 還剩下什麼呢 是家人 我們這一家人 And in the end, what is there? Family. Our family.
這是我們的所在 我和你 And this is our default position, me and you.
而和你做愛是在用我的方式 And making love to you is my way of
告訴你我知道什麼才是重要的 telling you I know what's important.
如果你喜歡我們可以在廚房裡做 We can do it in the kitchen, if you like.
你到底是有什麼毛病啊 What the hell is the matter with you?
-我不能和我老婆做愛嗎 -不能 - Can't I make love to my wife? - No.
見鬼的為什麼不行 Why the hell not?
因為做愛不是你偶爾閃念覺得愧疚不安的時候 Because sex isn't some magic switch you pull
就來拉一下的魔法開關 just because you're feeling a momentary twinge of guilt.
-愧疚 什麼愧疚 -變得很招人厭 - Guilt? What guilt? - About being horrible?
-誰說我招人厭了 -哦 - Who said I was horrible? - Oh,
我覺得那已經是顯而易見的 I thought that part was obvious.
-他還賴在這裡幹什麼 -我 我真的 - What's he still doing here? - I-I really-
你知道嗎 坐下 你一直 You know what? Stay! You always
都是個混蛋 were a little bit of a jerk
只不過之前你還是個可愛的小混蛋 But you were an amusing jerk.
但自從彼得死後 你就只剩混蛋了 But since Peter, you're just a jerk!
看在上帝份上 我失去了個兒子 I lost a son, for christ's sake!
難道我不是嗎 And I didn't?
你就做不到只是乖乖緬懷我們失去的兒子 You just can't honor the son we lost...
還把我們還擁有的另一個兒子趕走了 And you drove away the one we do still have!
湯米不該承受這些 Tommy doesn't deserve that!
這跟湯米沒關係 This has nothing to do with Tommy!
你從不接受他的人生選擇 You never accepted his life choices!
跳交際舞不是人生的選擇 Ballroom dancing is not a life choice...
只是嘉年華舞會的小節目 It's a tuesday night on a fiesta cruise!
-我操 - 來啊 - Fuck you! - Yeah.
哦 你還想著要夫妻時間呢 Oh. You still want that husband and wife moment?
也許 Maybe.
你甚至還記得起我們上一次做愛嗎 Do you even remember the last time we had sex?
-記得 呃 -但我不記得 - Yeah! Um- - Well, I don't!
因為我一直有在做 只不過不是和你而已 Because I have sex all the time, just not with you!
跟弗蘭克 Frank?
-不可能 -為什麼不能是弗蘭克 - No way! - Why not Frank?
不同水平 Duh. Standards.
什麼水平 What standards?
他跟你不在一個範疇 他甚至 He's not in your league! He's not
都不好女色這一口 even playing the same sport!
我們彼此相愛 We love each other!
哈 我要吐了 惡 Oh! Puke! Ohh!
他有耐心 善良而且陪在我身邊 He is patient, kind and here!
西班牙獵狗也有這優點呢 你養啊 So's a spaniel! Get a pet!
我希望你去死 I wish you were dead!
-那你今天算是走狗屎運了 -啊 啊 - Well, it's your lucky fucking day! - Ohh! Ohh!
湯姆普金街和凱恩街交叉口 Tompkins and Kane.
如果你能在五分鐘內 There's a big tip in it if you can
載我們到那 你就能拿到大筆小費 get us there in under five minutes.
不可能那麼快 Not possible.
當然有可能 超速和闖紅燈啊 Of course it's possible. Speed, run red lights.
不過 不 不需要超速吧 是不 But, no, there's no need to speed, right?
-這可是緊急醫療事件 -我們 - It's a medical emergency. - We
可不想發生車禍 don't wanna get into an accident.
交通燈上面有攝像頭 我會收罰單的 They have cameras at the lights. I would receive tickets.
-一張罰款單多少錢 -50美金 - How much is a ticket? - $50.
-我給你100刀 -400 - I'll give you $100. - $400.
-安全帶能用嗎 -175 - Does the seat belt work? - $175.
-300 -不能嗎 - $300. - no?
-200 -400 $200. $400.
這可不是比賽 安全帶壞了 It's not a race. This doesn't work.
-175 -300 - $175 - $300.
-200 -250 $200. $250.
拜託 我可是個醫生 Come on. I'm a doctor.
好吧 沒必要超速 對吧 All right, there's no need for speed, right?
-哦 我的天啊 -快可以 但不要死蠢的玩命飛車 - Oh, my god! - Fast, but not stupid fast.
-225 -成交 - $225. - Done.
-把錢給我 -什麼 - Give me your money. - What?
-我把錢包放醫院了 -225美金 - I left my wallet at work. - $225.
沒事的 就幫我付這一次錢 行吧 You'll be okay. Just charge me for the minute, come on.
快給我 你太磨嘰了 Just give this to me. You just take too long.
-那不止 -給你 - That's a lot more than - Here you go.
好了 我們剛剛說什麼來著 Okay, so what did we just talk about?
你看 這可不是我們說好的 See, this is not what we discussed!
這是緊急情況 This is an emergency!
我知道是緊急情況 但我的命也很重要啊 I know it's an emergency, but my life's important too!
-再快點 -我還不想死 - Just go faster! - I don't wanna die!
布魯克林舞蹈學院 教你 Brooklyn dance academy, dancing that
學得會的舞蹈 線路繁忙請稍等 anyone can learn. One minute, please.
不 不是吧 靠 No! oh, fuck!
我得去開門 I have to go get the door.
布魯克林舞蹈學院 教你 Brooklyn dance academy, dancing that
學得會的舞蹈 有什麼能幫到您 anyone can learn. How can I help you?
又是我 亨利 奧爾特曼 湯米在嗎 It's Henry Altmann again. Is Tommy there?
不在 很抱歉 現在他在休息 No, I'm sorry. It's his break and
剛走開去吃披薩了 he went to go get a slice of pizza.
-要多久 -多久回來嗎 - How long? - Till he's back?
-是的 -很難說 - Yes. - Hard to say.
真的說不准 I really couldn't.
說 聽著 芭蕾舞男 Try! Listen to me, Ballerina boy!
你找到湯米 告訴他立馬給我打電話 You find Tommy, you tell him to call me right away...
不然我發誓 我一定會去找你 不論我生死 Or I swear, I'm coming down there, dead or alive...
都要把你那句每個人都會跳舞什麼什麼的廢話塞回你喉嚨裡去 And shoving that anybody can dance tutu down your throat!
喂 喂 Hello? Hello.
我操 Fuck!
他有病吧 對吧 He's got issues. Yeah.
哦 天啊 這真是 Oh, my god! This is-
我去 Shit!
好了 謝謝 哦 Okay. Thank you. Oh.
你對你的工作一直都這麼熱情嗎 Are you always this passionate about your work?
-嗨 貝蒂 -哦 亞倫 謝謝上帝 你可來了 - Hi, Bette. - Oh, Aaron, thank god you're here.
這是吉爾醫生 吉爾醫生 這是貝蒂 This is Dr. Gill. Dr. Gill, Bette.
-你那天殺的兄弟 -叫我莎倫 - Your fucking brother- - Sharon.
她好漂亮 進來 我要跟你商量一下 She's a pretty one. Come in. I've gotta talk to you.
進來 快進來 Come in! Come in!
亨利 盡快回我電話 Henry, call me back as soon as you possibly can.
我剛剛聽說了 I've just heard the news.
為什麼你不告訴我 Why didn't you tell me?
你只是一直說要做愛 我的上帝啊 You just went on and on about sex, for god's sake.
你知道弗蘭克對我來說什麼也不是的 You know Frank doesn't mean anything to me.
我愛你 I love you!
莎倫進入了她難搞患者的住所 Sharon took in the habitat of her difficult patient.
看到了亨利一家的照片 尤為 The photographs of Henry's family, in particular...
讓她難受反胃 made her want to vomit.
看 它們在表達 我是一個居家男人 Look, they said, I am a family man.
我是一個能去愛的男人 I am a man that is capable of love.
她提醒自己希特勒也能去愛 She reminded herself that Hitler was also capable of love.
至少去愛他的狗 At least for his dog.
讓她想起了她對她的貓咪哈羅德的愛 Which reminded her of her love for her cat, Harold.
總而言之 家庭照片決定性的 All in all, the family photos had the decided effect
讓她更加討厭亨利 of making her hate Henry even more.
你有家人嗎 吉爾醫生 Do you have family, Dr. Gill?
沒有 不算有 No. Not really.
媽媽爸爸在威斯康辛州 Well, mom and dad in Wisconsin.
不過 你知道的 離婚 再婚 But, you know, divorced, married.
以此乘三 Thrice!
感恩節的時候真是一團糟 Thanksgivings are a mess.
我想 呃 Guess, uh-
我想我都不知道正常的家人是什麼樣子的 Guess I don't know "normal".
唯一你能覺得正常的家人 就是 The only normal people there are are
你並不怎麼瞭解的那些人 the ones you don't know very well.
喂 簡 Yes, Jane.
沒有 我在找亨利 No, I'm looking for Henry.
不可能 真的嗎 No way. Really?
好的 謝謝 Okay. Thanks.
怎麼了 What?
他給他自己開了個派對 He's throwing himself a party.
哇喔 Whoo-hoo!
亨利 Henry!
-亨利 -你是蛋蛋嗎 Henry! Eggs?
我知道 我知道 我有點胖了 I know. I know, I know. I put on a little weight.
對 你變大只了 Yeah, you're a whale.
哈 你一直都這麼可愛 Ah, you were always a charmer.
-其他人呢 -什麼其他人 - Where are the rest? - Rest of what?
該來的那些人啊 The people who are supposed to be here.
唉 路上塞車呢吧 還有多少人 Well, traffic's terrible. How many you expecting?
25 25.
哦 嘿 我來了呢 Oh, well, hey, I'm here.
來自ps20的兩位老戰士 衝啊騎士們 Two old warriors from p.s. 20. Go knights.
-這都過了多少年了啊 33年 -43年 - How long has it been, like 33 years? - 43.
不是吧 你怎麼想聚大家了 No! What prompted it?
不是說非得有個理由你才能召集老朋友 Not that you need a reason to call an old buddy.
我們不用這樣 你知道的 召集 Not that we do, you know, call.
-我快死了 -好了 只要你不是需要錢 - I'm dying. - Right. Long as you don't need any money.
因為我破兒產了 Because I am broke-o.
不 不是 只是快要死了 No, no, just dying.
對的 誰不是呢 Right. Who isn't?
很快 Soon.
哦 Oh.
真的麼 For real?
真的 For real.
我以為你只是指代什麼事情 你懂的 'Cause I thought you were talking metaphorically, you know?
因為我覺得我這幾年也難過得要死 'Cause I feel like I've been dying for years now.
是腦瘤 我長了腦瘤 Brain aneurysm. I have a brain aneurysm and-
哦 亨利 Oh, Henry.
亨利啊 我很抱歉 Oh, Henry, I'm sorry.
老兄 這也太悲催了 Oh, buddy, that sucks.
是啊 Yeah.
- 那醫生說你還有多久 - 一個半小時 - How much time they give you? - Hour and a half.
就這麼多嗎 That's it?
明擺著嘛 Apparently.
那你是想和我一起度過這生命的最後時光嗎 And you wanted to spend it with me?
太感動了 真的 不能再感動了 I'm touched. no, I'm touched.
老哥們永遠是最鐵的 是不是 Because old bonds are the strongest, right?
- 是啊 - 我知道接下來你會經歷什麼 - Yeah. - And I know what you're going through...
因為去年我得了腎結石 Because last year I had kidney stones...
那段時間啊 感覺像是活不過來了一樣 And before I passed them, I felt like I was gonna die.
你知道嗎 他們都說這可比生娃還痛苦 You know, they say it's worse than childbirth.
- 你有兩個孩子是吧 - 曾經有 - You got two kids, right? - Had.
是啊 我大概在十二年前的時候收到你的聖誕賀卡 Yeah, I got your christmas card like 12 years ago.
你那時看起來好幸福啊 Oh, you looked so happy.
我呢 我從來沒有過孩子 Me? I never had kids.
但我覺得這樣更好 But I think it was for the best
因為我要充分體驗我人生中的激情 because I got to explore my passions
我是個玩世不恭的浪子 要我說的話 I'm a gamer. I'm kind of a minor
我還是小有名氣的 celebrity if I say so myself
他們叫我大袞（半人半魚的神）你聽說過大袞嗎 Dagon they call me. Ever hear that name, Dagon?
- 大袞啊 沒聽過 - 他們就是這樣叫我的 - No. Dagon, no. - Yeah, that's what they call me.
還記得高中的時候你從我身旁 You remember that girlfriend that
搶走的小女朋友嗎 you stole from me from highschool
啥 What?
格洛麗亞 記得你當初搶走了我的格洛麗亞嗎 Gloria. Remember you stole Gloria from me?
誰 Who?
格洛麗亞卡梅倫啊 記得嗎 紅頭髮 Gloria Cameron. Remember? Redhead.
- 完美蛋白肌啊 - 不記得 - Beautiful skin like milk. - No.
不是吧 你真不記得她了 Oh, come on! You really don't remember her?
- 你特麼到底在說些什麼啊 -愛情啊 - What the hell are you talking about? - Love.
我的愛情 被你那樣的糟蹋 Love! How you squashed it!
我跟你說我要掛了 而你還要一直都說你的破事兒 I tell you I'm dying and all you can talk about is you?
說你和你那四十年前的高中小衝動 You and some high school crush from 40 years ago?
我想把心中的苦悶一吐為快呢 I wanted to get it off my chest!
你非得等到現在才吐嗎 And you had to wait till now.
現在不吐就再也沒機會了 這能怪我嗎 Not my fault it's now or never!
你真的不記得她了 You really don't remember her.
簡直太無語了 真是不好意思看到你變成了 This is insane! I'm sorry you turned
一個孤獨終老一生悲劇你妹的大袞 into some lonely, pathetic fucking Dagon
我要走了 操你大爺 But I have to go. Fuck you!
操你大爺 Fuck you!
- 不 操你大爺 - 操你的蛋去吧 - No, Fuck you. - Go fuck yourself!
亨利知道布魯克林舞蹈學院遠遠的在城市的那一頭 Henry knew that brooklyn dance academy was far across town.
他一想到自己可能還來不及找到那個學校 The idea that he'd not be able to find it in time
就陳屍於弗萊特布什街頭 真不是滋味兒 And die on flatbush avenue was unappealing.
但是他必須告訴兒子 他對他的感情 But he needed to tell his son how he felt about him.
他必須得告訴兒子他有多愛他 He needed to tell him that he loved him.
他必須馬讓行動 不然就都太遲了 He needed to do this now, before it was too late.
我要個攝像機 趕緊的 I need a camcorder, and I need one quick.
嗯 Hmm.
你你你你你你你 W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-
嗯哼 Mmm.
你想要哪款 What type are you interested in?
無所謂 是個攝像機就行 It doesn't matter. Just one of those.
- 哼 - 嗯哼 - Hmm. - Mm-hmm.
- 這個 呃 - 就那個 那邊那個小的 - The, uh- - That one! the little one right there.
鬆鬆鬆鬆 P-p-p-p-p-p-p-
松下還是 Panasonic or the...
富富富富富 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
- 富士通 - 不 那個 - Fujitsu? - No, that one!
哦 三星啊 Oh, the SAMSUNG.
對對就是三星 Oh! Yeah, the SAMSUNG.
我就要那個 I'll take it.
要要要要要 W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-
- 要保修卡嗎 - 絕逼的不要 - Warranty? - No, definitely not.
這個怎麼用 How do I get it to work?
首首首首首 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
首先 你得給電池充充充充充充 First, you have to charge the... b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-
- 充電嗎 - 充電 - Batteries? - Batteries.
好 那要充多久 Yeah, okay. How long will that take?
- 四四四四四四四個小時 - 哦 - f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f- four hours. - Oh.
這世界和我有仇嗎 Why does the world hate me?
你有充好了電的嗎 Do you have one that's ready to go right now?
這個嘛 呃 Well, the, um...
富富富富富 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
- 富士通 - Fujitsu
或者是 Or the...
富富富富富富 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
富富富富富富富富富富富富 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
富士 Fuji.
哦 那你給我推薦一個 Oh. Which one do you recommend...
富富富富富富富士康 還是富富富富富富富士 The f-f-f-f-fujitsu or the f-f-f-f-f-fuji?
富富富富富富 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
- 富你妹 - 小樣說的挺好啊 - Fuck you. - Bravo.
呃 我覺得我還是 Uh, so, I guess I'll head back to
回辦公室吧 看他在不在 the office, see if he's there
他也許回家了 我回去看看他有沒有回家 Maybe he went home. I'll go see if he's at home.
- 好吧 呃 - 莎倫 別放棄 - Well, uh- - Sharon, don't give up.
好的 Okay-
所以我告訴她我沒事 So I told her I'm fine.
就在街對面 Catch across the street there.
莎倫迷路了並且累得不行 Sharon was lost and exhausted.
那個悔恨吶 她想著 With regret, she considered all the
最近兩周 stupid things that she'd done
干的那些蠢事兒 in the last two weeks.
真是不作死就不會死 All the stupid things that had led her to this sad state.
吉爾醫生 Dr. Gill.
啊 有事嗎 菲爾丁醫生 Uh, yes, Dr. Fielding.
你想去看看那些病毒體投影嗎 Perhaps you would like to take a look at those viral slides?
你這週末有計劃嗎 Do you have plans for this weekend?
還沒 怎麼了 No. Why?
那 那週五以前呢 What about- what about the Friday before?
呃 怎麼這麼問 Uh, why?
費莉希蒂的父母這周要過來 Felicity's parents are coming into
而且還剛好是我們的結婚紀念日 town, and it's our anniversary!
我在想 你能不能週五幫我出診 So I was wondering if you could cover for me on Friday!
哦 媽的 Oh, shit!
哦 Oh!
我剛才射了 I just came just now.
太特麼蠢了 That was stupid!
有人知道怎麼用攝像機嗎 Anybody here know how to work a video camera?
我以前是一個影片製作人 I used to be a studio executive.
- 我懂攝影 - 真的嗎 - I know video. - Really?
你知道怎樣用這種相機嗎 You know how to work this kind of camera?
我以前有一個這樣的 你是要賣了它 I owned one like it. You trying to sell it?
不 不 我想讓你幫我錄個像 給你 No, no. I need you to record me. Here.
好了 老大 Ready to roll, boss.
湯米 你看到這個時候 我可能已經死了 Tommy, by the time you see this, I'll be dead.
- 停 - 啥 - Cut! - What?
這個怎麼開 How do I turn it on?
尼瑪按開關啊 Press the fucking record button!
準備 開始 Check. And action.
湯米 我就盡量往簡單了說了 Tommy, I'll make this as simple as I can.
我愛你 這就是我內心最深處的話 這一點永遠不變 I love you. That's my rock bottom. That's my immutable.
我那該死的袒露的靈魂 My damned and naked soul.
從你出生那一刻我就好愛你 I loved you from the moment you were born...
你那時紅彤彤黏乎乎的 All red and covered in mucousy stuff...
直到現在這一刻依舊愛著你 Until this moment right now.
人們說愛是純潔的 慷慨的 They say that love is pure and generous.
其實不是 It's not.
愛是卑微而又自私的 It's small and selfish.
你知道嗎 我希望你能待在事務所辦公室裡 You know, I wanted you at the office...
因為世上沒有任何東西 Because I couldn't envision anything
比你待在我身邊更好了 finer than having you next to me
阿爾特曼 阿爾特曼和阿爾特曼事務所 Altmann, Altmann and Altmann.
多美的一個夢啊 What a dream.
你想要什麼 你夢想些什麼 我以前都不願傾聽 What you wanted, what you dreamed, I didn't want to hear it.
我錯了 I was wrong.
我希望你能原諒我 I hope you can forgive me.
我祈願你每天都開心 I pray for your happiness.
以後不管你想做什麼 Whatever swanning around you wanna do...
我都愛你 祝福你 You have my love and my blessing.
我很抱歉 我直到臨死 I'm sorry this only came clear
才意識到這些 to me now that I'm dying，but
但人生就是這樣啊 That's how life rolls out.
世上唯二的每每回首不會後悔的人 The only people who don't look back
只有白癡和神經病 with regret are idiots, psychopaths.
兒啊 我這一輩子滿滿的全都是悔恨 And I got a lifetime of regrets, boy.
在皇后區當牧師 Taking that clerkship in queens?
我特麼真蠢啊當時沒叫我老爸滾粗 What a fool not telling my father to fuck off!
那老頭子根本就不會愛我 Like the old man would ever love me!
把你媽媽從身邊推開 我真是個孬種 Pushing your mother away. What a ball-less coward I am.
然後就是你兄弟的死 And then there's your brother.
為什麼啊 Why?
主啊 為什麼 你特麼是個什麼主啊 Lord, why? I mean, what kind of god?
這特麼是個什麼世界啊 What kind of world!
人生就是個大騙局啊 It's a stinking con game!
每個人生來就被教導 陽光總在風雨後 You grow up being told, 'wait for the sweets and the roses.
然而日子過得卻如此打臉 Then they hit you with a pickax in the ear!
悲傷嘛 人們說熬過去就好了 Grief, they say you pass through it.
放特麼的狗屁 Bullshit!
人們說 別生氣 想開些 常生氣會短命哦 They say, "Don't get angry. Let it go. It's killing you."
要我說 短你妹啊 I say, "Fuck that!"
生活留給我的只有憤怒 Anger's the only thing they left me!
憤怒讓我充滿力量 憤怒讓我免受傷害 Anger is my refuge! It's my shield!
特麼憤怒是我與生俱來的權利 Anger is my birthright!
我還有好多事要做 I got a lot to do.
就在這九十分鐘裡面嗎 In 90 minutes?
不到九十分鐘了 Less.
去找家人嗎 Family?
是啊 家人 Yeah, family.
那麼 怎麼的 兄弟不算家人嗎 So, what, brothers don't count?
我知道這兩年過的並不愉快 I know the last two years have been tough...
我也沒有好好處理 你知道的 And I didn't deal well with, you know.
我情緒不穩而且經常生氣 And I've been erratic and often pissed off at things.
但這不表示我不再用我自己的方式愛你 But it doesn't mean I've stopped loving you in my own way.
我的家人啊 Family.
慢 快 快 前 旁邊走 收 Slow, quick, quick, forward, side, close.
後 旁邊走 收 前 快 快 Back, side, close, forward, quick, quick.
慢 快 快 慢 Slow, quick, quick, slow-
有個叫貝蒂阿爾特曼的找你 There's a Bette Altmann on the phone.
嘿 媽 怎麼了 Hey, mom, what's up?
你看到你爸爸了嗎 Have you seen your father?
兩年前見過 他討厭我 記得不 About two years ago. He hates me, remember?
- 哦 他不討厭你 - 你就逗我吧 - Oh, he doesn't hate you. - Well, fooled me.
湯米 他病了 長了腦瘤 Tommy, he's sick. He has a brain aneurysm.
什麼 What?
- 他在哪兒 - 我不知道 他衝了出去 - Where is he? - I don't know he-he stormed out of here.
你不知道他在哪兒是什麼意思 What do you mean you don't know where he is?
他難道不該在醫院嗎 He's not at a hospital?
我們在找他 We're trying to find him.
- 媽的 - 什麼 - Shit! - What?
他早先給我打電話了 He called me earlier.
他說什麼了 What did he say?
我沒接 I didn't take the call.
媽的 Shit.
沒事兒 聽著 寶貝 All right. Listen, sweetie.
如果他再打來 你就去搞清楚他在哪兒 If he calls again, you find out where he is...
然後盡快通知我 明白嗎 And you let me know as soon as possible, you understand?
他會沒事的吧 Is he gonna be okay?
我也不知道 記得打給我 I don't know. Just call me.
當亨利恢復意識的時候 他突然明白了什麼 When Henry regained consciousness, he learned something.
他意識到就算在他向兒子表達對他的愛的時候 He learned he couldn't even tell his son he loved him...
依舊控制不住憤怒的情緒 Without boiling into rage.
喂 Hello?
嘿 媽 聽著 我今天過得是有生以來最悲 Hey, mom. Look, I am having the worst day of my-
我不是告訴過你了嗎 我在威斯康星沒有行醫許可 I told you. I'm not licensed in Wisconsin.
我不能 我還不能開處方 I can't- I can't write prescriptions.
媽 媽 媽 別 我只是想找個人談心 Mom, mom, mom, please, I just need somebody to talk to.
媽 你就不能 Mom, will you please just-
好吧 Okay-
好吧 我 我待會兒打給你 Okay, fine, I'll- I'll talk to you later.
然而日子過得卻如此打臉 Then they hit you with a pickax in the ear!
放屁 Bullshit!
人們說 不要生氣 They say, "don't get angry.
看開些 常生氣會短命哦 要我說 Let it go. It's killing you. I say...
等等 等等 Wait! Wait!
站住 Hold.
- 他在哪兒 - 誰 - Where is he? - Who?
錄像裡的男人 他在哪兒 The man in this video, where is he?
- 你是誰 - 我是個醫生 - Who are you? - I'm a doctor.
那你得好好治治那個人 You're doing a great job on that guy.
我不是他的醫生 好嗎 我只是幫別人代班 I am not his doctor, okay? I was just covering for somebody-
算了 是的 我是他的醫生 You know what? No, I am his doctor
我需要對他負全責 I am 100% responsible for this man.
所以求你了 告訴我他在哪兒吧 So please just tell me where he is.
他就錄了個像 然後就走了 He had some kind of episode, but then he got up, walked off.
告訴我 他去哪兒了 拜託了 這真的很重要 Listen, where did he go? Come on, this is important.
我不知道這對他重不重要 May or may not be important to him.
可以確定的是對我不重要 Certainly ain't important to me.
啊 錢 我給你錢 Uh, cash. I have cash for you.
我看起像是缺錢的嗎 Does it look like I need money?
哦 別這樣 我還有更多 我待會兒給你 Oh, come on! I have more. I'll go get it.
哪有醫生不是土豪的 這又不是多倫多 What kind of doctor doesn't have money? This ain't Toronto.
藥 藥 我有藥 我這兒有 Pills. Pills. I got pills. I have, uh-
我這兒有 嗎啡 什麼什麼的 想什麼就是什麼 I, uh, have 0.C., fluff, muff, whatever you call it.
怎麼了 What?
我只要看一眼就知道誰是嗑藥的 快點吧 I know a pill popper when I see one. Come on.
我就這些了 That's everything.
看來還真是對你很重要 So it's important to you.
求你了 Please.
知道嗎 不少人 You know, more than a few people have
從布魯克林大橋上跳下去還是活下來了 survived jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge.
全看你是以哪種方式落水 All depends on how you hit the water.
等等 等等 他去布魯克林大橋了 Wait, wait, wait. He went to the bridge?
紐約之秋 Autumn in new york
看起來是如此的迷人 Why does it seem so inviting?
紐約之秋 Autumn in new york
閃爍著夜的光芒 It spells the thrill of first-nighting
人來人往 白雲泛光 Glittering crowds and shimmering clouds
在這鋼鐵之城裡 In canyons of steel
賓至如歸 They're making me feel i'm home
紐約之秋 Autumn in new york
亨利 Henry!
亨利 別 Henry, stop!
- 哦 該死的 - 哦 - oh, fuck! - ohh.
又怎麼了 What?
你搞毛線啊 What are you?
你說啊 你搞毛線啊 I ask you, what are you?
你是掃把星嗎 是復仇者嗎 Are you my them? my nemesis?
你非要在我的人生最後一刻還來折磨我麼 Is it necessary for you to torment me until the very end?
你特麼還有沒有點人性啊 Have you no humility, no humanity...
還有沒有規矩啊 No fucking manners?
我只是 我只是想幫你 I just- i just wanna help you.
我得跳了 Now i have to jump.
我特麼現在腳下都不是水 I'm not even over the water!
- 我的天 - 等等 回來 - oh, god! - wait. come back.
- 九十分鐘的事兒我是騙你的 - i lied about the 90 minutes!
- 難道我沒有長腦瘤 - i don't have a brain aneurysm?
不 不是的 啊 是的 你是長了腦瘤 No! no! yes! no, you have that!
但是能活多久我是騙你的 我誇大了 好嗎 About the minutes, i lied! i exaggerated, okay?
你朝我大吼大叫 你還取笑我的貓 You started yelling at me! you made fun of my cat!
他死了 跳出窗摔死了 He died! he jumped out of the window!
神馬 What?
你告訴我只有九十分鐘可以活了就因為 You told me i was gonna die in 90 minutes...
你的貓跳出窗摔死了 Because your cat jumped out a window?
每個人都有悲催至極的日子 求你了 Everybody has a bad day! please,
這是 這全是我的錯 this is- this out. - what?
狗屁不通 Bullshit!
天吶 天吶 Oh, god. oh, god.
好吧 Okay-
我嗑藥了 我當時太嗨了 I do pills. i do too many pills.
吃了太多止痛藥 當時我有點恍惚 Painkillers, they make me erratic.
我的天 我的玉皇大帝啊 Oh, my god! oh, my god!
聖母瑪利亞啊 Oh, my god!
好吧 呃 我和你的主治醫生 Okay, uh, i was having a stupid affair...
菲爾丁有一腿了 好嗎 With your doctor, dr. fielding, okay?
那個混蛋週末有事提前走了 The jerk left early for the weekend...
然後把他的病人都丟給了我 Dumping all of his patients on me!
我承認我對病人沒有感同身受 And i know i wasn't very empathetic.
我就跟個刺蝟似的 但是 I am an emotional hedgehog, but-
該死的 我也不是天天這樣啊 Fuck! i wasn't always like this!
好嗎 我過去也很愛我的病人的 Okay? i used to love my patients!
就是因為這樣我才選擇從醫的 That is why i went into medicine!
噢 天哪 不要跳 求你了 Oh, god. no, no, please!
噢 天哪 Oh, god.
你再好好想下 It all comes down to this.
如果你跳下去了 If you jump...
咱倆的人生就全毀了 Both of our lives are completely...
你後悔都來不及 Irrevocably fucked!
你說我有九十分鐘 時間還沒到呢 You gave me 90 minutes. It's not up yet.
求你了 Can I please...
你讓我帶你去醫院吧 好嗎 Please just take you to the hospital now?
九十分鐘可能對你來說不算什麼 但是對我來說卻很珍貴 90 may not mean much to you, but it means a lot to me.
你在說什麼 說這個都沒用 It's what? It's meaningless!
它讓我停下來 It made me stop...
看清楚我變成了一個什麼樣的人 See what I've become.
九十分鐘才夠你做個火雞胸好伐 It's how long you bake a turkey breast!
你說的對 我們的人生都毀了 You're right. We're both irrevocably fucked.
不要 No!
不要 No.
亨利 Henry!
我靠 該死的 Oh, shit! Ohh.
當亨利奧爾特曼從橋上跳下去的時候 When Henry Altmann fell from the bridge...
時間彷彿靜止了 Time had slowed.
亨利突然意識到 And it occurred to henry that life
生活不一定是負擔 didn't have to be a burden
人生苦短 它脆弱而又獨特 That life was short and fragile and unique.
每一小時 每一分 And that each hour, each minute...
每一秒 都能為別人做點貢獻 Each second could have something to offer.
都能做一些出人意料而又美好的事 Something beautiful and astounding.
但是他卻是在跳進水裡 The fact that this only occurred to him...
臨死前幾秒鐘才意識到這個事實 Seconds before he would hit the water and die...
這讓他非常 非常生氣 Made him very, very angry.
我抓住你了 Come on.
天 God!
你就不能 再加把勁 Would you just come on?
天哪 天 Oh, god! Oh, god!
我靠 天 Holy shit! Oh, my god!
你就不能幫我一把嗎 你這混球 Will you help me, motherfucker!
好了 好了 Okay! Okay!
好的 我們上岸了 上岸了 Ohh. Okay, you got it. You got it.
噢 Oh.
嘿 嘿 看著我的手指 Hey, hey. Follow my finger.
你知道你叫啥嗎 Do you know your name?
我叫亨利 Henry.
你知道今天是幾號嗎 Do you know what day it is?
我已經浪費了太多的時間了 I've wasted so many of them.
不 你 No. Do-
你知道美國現在的總統是誰嗎 Do you know who the president of the united states is?
你特麼的在逗我 Are you trying to piss me off?
我今天已經過得很糟了 'Cause I'm having a goddamn moment here.
好吧 Okay
現在幾點了 What time is it?
到時間送你去醫院了 It's time to get you to the hospital.
-幾點了 -不要激動 - What time is it? - Now, please don't get angry.
-你得保持冷靜 -嗯 - I need you to remain calm. - Uh-huh.
-生氣對你的身體不好 -我知道 - It's not good for you to get angry. - I know.
生氣對你的健康不好 你的血壓 It's not good for your health, for your blood pressure-
你就告訴我現在幾點不得了嗎 Would you please just tell me what time it is?
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
現在六點零三了 6:03.
謝謝 Thank you.
我還剩十九分鐘 That's 19 minutes.
哇 哇 哇 你要去哪 Whoa, whoa, whoa. where are you going?
我得去看看我的兒子 湯米 Gotta go see my son, Tommy.
好 我們可以給他打電話 在醫院和他見面 Okay. we'll call. He can meet us at the hospital.
不 No.
你什麼意思 不 為什麼不行 What do you mean, no? Why, no?
因為我得先去見他 'Cause I have to see him first.
好吧 他在哪 Okay, where is he?
布魯克林舞蹈學院 在威廉斯堡 Brooklyn dance academy, Williamsburg.
-威廉斯堡 -是啊 - Williamsburg? - Yeah.
亨利 你看看你自己 你連路都走不了 Henry, come on, you can barely walk.
這對你有那麼重要嗎 Does it mean that much to you?
有 Yes.
好吧 Okay. Okay.
我會把你送到你兒子那 I will help you get to your son.
但你得保證 But you have to promise me to
要保持冷靜 還有別發脾氣 stay calm and to not get angry.
在那之後 我們必須直接去醫院 And afterwards, we go directly to the hospital.
不能矯情 也別抱怨 No drama. No complaints.
能做到嗎 Okay?
來吧 Come on.
我扶著你 好的 I got you. Okay.
過去點 Right there.
不好意思 請讓一讓 Excuse us. Excuse us. Sorry.
-走開 -你就不能冷靜一點嗎 - Move! - Would you just be calm!
-抱歉 祝你們新婚快樂 -謝謝 - Sorry. Mazeltov. - Thank you.
噢 的士 的士 Oh. Taxi! Taxi!
不要走 等等 等等 No, wait! Wait, wait, wait! Stop! Stop!
嘿 Hey!
好了 走吧 Okay. Okay, walk.
我們要去威廉斯堡 We're going to Williamsburg.
在肯特州 離首府很近 Kent, near metropolitan.
-過得開心 兄弟 -謝謝 你也是 - Have a good one, man. - Yeah, you too.
你的電話已被轉接到 Your call has been forwarded to an
語音信箱 automated voice messaging system
-亨利奧爾特曼 -您撥打的電話暫時無法接通 - Henry Altmann. - Is not available.
請在滴聲後留言 At the tone, please record your-
不好意思 Excuse me.
我們真的非常急 所以你有多快開多快 We're in an enormous hurry, so as fast as you can.
-你有現金嗎 我身上一分錢都沒有 -我有一點 - Do you have any cash? I'm flat broke. - Yes, some I got.
我們不會虧待你的 We'll make it worth your while.
還有 可不可以把暖氣打開 And can you also please turn the heat on back here?
是我的錯覺 還是這裡面越來越冷了 Is it me or is it getting colder in here?
先生 先生 Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.
我們後面的溫度沒有調高 We're not getting much heat back here.
為什麼你開得這麼慢 Why- why are you going so slow?
是綠燈 現在是綠燈 It's green. The light is green.
-是黃燈 -明明是綠燈 - It was yellow. - It's green!
不 是黃燈 No, yellow.
跟水仙花一個顏色 是不是 Like daffodil, yes?
-我們得出去 -什麼 - We gotta get out. - What?
不 不 不 你們哪都去不了 No, no, no. Nobody going nowhere.
我的生活都被你搞砸了 You made my life bad.
你恐嚇我 揚言要使我的駕照被吊銷 You threaten me, you threaten my license,
你恐嚇我會丟掉工作 you threaten my work
現在 你在我的車裡 Now you in my cab.
-你們認識的嗎 -之前見過一面 - Do you guys know each other? - We've met.
-猶太人 -放羊的 - Jew. - Goat herder.
-種族主義者 -啊 你 - Racist! - Ah, you-
好 好 冷靜 冷靜 大家都冷靜一下 All right, all right! Calm, calm, calm. Everybody calm.
我們好商好量 We-we can talk about this.
-商量不行 讓我殺了他就行 -什麼 - Talk no. Kill yes. - What?
-我要殺了他 他死定了 - I will kill him.He dead meat.
-噢 你才沒種敢這麼做呢 - Oh, you don't have the balls.
亨利 冷靜一點 Henry! Calm down!
-跟它商量吧 草泥馬 -我很冷靜 - Calm this, motherfucker! - I'm calm!
草泥馬 你死定了 Motherfucker! Now, you dead!
不 是你死定了 No, now, you dead!
到底是怎麼了 What is happening?
-你來啊 來啊 -來啊 咱倆比劃比劃 - Come on. Come on. - Come on, let's dance!
好啊 我們開戰吧 草泥馬 Yes, we go on, motherfucker.
我是委員會認證的內科醫生 I am a board certified doctor of internal medicine...
我真的很討厭我在說話的時候別人不聽 And I really don't like it when people don't listen to me!
我說冷靜的時候 When I say, stay calm
我的意思是叫你們都給老娘安靜點 I... mean... calm!
這他媽有那麼難理解嗎 Is that so damn hard to understand?
-不 不難理解 -那就給我上車 - No, not at all. - Then get in the damn car!
我們是要偷了這輛車嗎 Are we stealing this cab?
你到底想不想在六點二十二分前見到你兒子 Do you wanna see your son by 6:22?
-超想的 夫人 -那就給我上車 - Yes, ma'am. - Then get in the car.
你自己沒有車 是不是 You don't own a car, do you?
沒有啊 怎麼了 No. Why?
好 好 好 Okay. Okay. Okay.
放輕鬆 Relax. Relax.
放輕鬆 怎麼放輕鬆 Relax, yeah. How?
你跟你弟弟一樣糟糕 You're just as bad as your brother.
你載過亞倫 You drove Aron?
他不太贊成出租車司機開車的方式 He didn't approve of the way the cab driver was driving.
呃 他可能是有點害羞了 Well, he can be a bit timid.
他肯定是愛我的 He sure loved me.
有這麼一個弟弟我真是幸運 I was so lucky to have a younger brother like that.
就像是上天賜予你的禮物 It's a gift.
這也是為什麼我想要兩個孩子 That's why I wanted two kids.
-你的兩個孩子相親相愛嗎 -我想是的 - Did your two boys love each other? - I think so.
-以他們自己的方式 -是嗎 - In their own way. - Yeah?
他們的性格截然不同 They were very different.
我是獨子 I-I was an only child.
你肯定很孤獨 It must've been lonely.
-我倒是不這麼認為 -真的嗎 - I didn't think so. - Really?
現在你是怎麼認為的 Now how do you feel?
一個人的時候你會胡思亂想 你有事了誰會來幫你 You wonder who's gonna be there when something happens.
比如說死 Like dying.
是啊 比如說死 Like dying.
你看到那個了嗎 Do you see this?
看到了 I see it.
踩油門 Punch it.
哇哦 耶 Oh, yeah!
-哈哈 -耶 耶 耶 - Okay. Okay- - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
冷靜 冷靜 Calm, calm, calm, calm!
耶 Yeah!
請您出示駕照和行駛證 License and registration, please.
警官 我是莎倫吉爾醫生 Officer, i'm dr. sharon gill...
這是一起緊急的醫療事件 - And this is a medical emergency-
出示駕照和行駛證 - license and registration.
我明白 這是我的病人 亨利奧爾特曼 I understand. This is my patient, Henry Altmann.
-他需要動腦部手術 -你到底有沒有駕照 - He needs brain surgery. - Do you have a license?
我沒有 沒帶在身上 No, I don't.Not on me.
這是你的出租嗎 This your cab?
不是 是的 No. Yes!
呃 這是我叔叔的車 Well, it's my uncle's.
還是不行 No?
-我什麼都沒有 -我來吧 - Yeah, I got nothing. - I got this.
-你想幹嘛 -告訴他事實 - What are you gonna do? - Tell him the truth.
噢 那肯定會非常有趣 Oh, this ought to be interesting.
警官 大概一個小時多一點之前 這輛出租車撞了我的的車 Officer, a little over an hour ago, this cab hit my car.
然後我去了醫院 Then I went to the hospital and
吉爾醫生告訴我我有腦動脈瘤 Dr.Gill told me that I had a brain aneurysm...
-我只有九十分鐘可活了 -從撞車開始算嗎 - and I had 90 minutes to live. - From the car accident.
不 然後我去了我的辦公室 No. Then I went to my office and
有人在講笑話 this guy was telling a joke.
將一個男的和他老婆上 About a man having sex with his wife
最後一次床 然後我就想 one last time, and I thought
誒 聽起來不錯 Hey, that sounds like a good idea.
那我就回家吧 和我老婆試試 I'll go home and try it with mine
我回家看到了我老婆和鄰居坐在一起 I get there and there's my wife sitting with my neighbor.
他們竟然已經鬼混了很久 Turns out they've been shtupping
而我一點都沒發現 the whole time and I had no idea.
所以我就走出來了 去了飯店 So I get out of there and I go to juniors...
我邀請了很多人 為了跟他們告別 And I invited all these people to say
但是只有一個人來了 Good-bye to them and only one guy shows up...
他竟然還為了我高中搶了他 And he's pissed off at me for stealing
女朋友的事跟我翻臉才來 his high school sweetheart.
-我甚至都不記得他女朋友是誰 -冷靜 冷靜 - Who I don't even remember! - Calm. calm.
所以我走過對面街 So I go across the street to buy a
去跟一個人買攝像機 他人蠻好 video camera from this nice guy.
他有一點口吃 但是是個好人 A little bit- d-d-d-d- but still a good guy.
雖然不是動作最快的 Not the fastest salesman.
然後我叫了一個流浪漢來幫我 And I give the video camera to a homeless
拍我跟我兒子講話的視頻 guy to videotape me talking to my son.
之後我的心情有點沮喪 因為上了法律學校之後 And I get a little upset because after law school...
他竟然決定要當一個舞蹈老師而不是一個律師 He decides to be a dance instructor rather than a lawyer.
-那個流浪漢嗎 -不 是我的兒子 - The homeless guy? - No, my son.
我連名片都幫他打印好了 I had all these business cards
但是事已至此我還做什麼呢 printed up. But what can you do?
我有點沮喪 然後我就昏了過去 I got upset and then I passed out.
我醒過來之後 我就從布魯克林大橋跳了下去 And when I came to, I jumped off the brooklyn bridge.
這時候她出現了 她跳進了東河 That's when she shows up. She jumps in the east river.
把我救了出來 所以我們渾身都是濕的 She fishes me out. That's why we're wet.
然後我們就上了出租車 就之前撞我的那輛 Then we got picked up by the same cabbie who hit me earlier.
她打暈了他 我們就用了他的車 She maces him and that's how we got this cab.
-聽起來有點不可思議 是不是 -是 - Weird, huh? - Yeah.
關於他得動腦部手術 我確定你不是在開玩笑 You weren't kidding about him needing brain surgery.
不 不 我真沒開玩笑 No, no, no, not at all!
- 噢 謝謝 真的謝謝你 -你太客氣了 - Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. - You're welcome.
請出來 Please step out of the vehicle.
等等 等等 等我一下 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Um... hold on. Okay.
拜託了 這是 Please this, uh- this is-
這是醫院的電話 你叫約旦裡德醫生聽電話好了 This is the hospital. Just ask for Dr. Jordan Reed.
約旦裡德醫生 Dr. Jordan Reed.
我是紐約警察局的 This is N.Y.P.D.
你認識吉爾醫生和奧爾特曼先生嗎 You know a Dr. Gill and a Mr. Altmann?
天哪 Holy shit!
-哪家醫院 -邁蒙德尼醫院 - What hospital? - Maimonides.
-跟著我 -好的 警官 -Follow me. -Yes, sir.
-跟緊一點 -我盡量 我盡量 -Try to keep up. - I will try, sir. I will try.
太謝謝你了 警官 Thank you so much, officer.
-你不會跟著他 是不是 -噢 當然不會 -You're not gonna follow him, are you? -Oh, fuck, no.
太好了 你太棒了 Yes!You go, girl!
哇哦 Whoo!
-他打電話給你了嗎 -沒有 -Did he call? -No.
他可能不會打給你了 He might not try you here again.
-如果在我聯繫上他之前他就死了怎麼辦 -不要這麼想 -What if he dies before I talk to him? -Don't go there.
我沒接他的電話 Well, I didn't take the call.
這不是你的錯 他是個 It's not your fault.He's-
他以前不是這樣的 He wasn't always.
比如 我七歲的時候 他教我玩金羅美 Like, when I was 7, he taught me how to play gin rummy.
我很討厭這個遊戲 因為我總是輸 I hated it 'cause I could never beat him.
所以他就教我怎麼出老千 So he taught me how to cheat.
他以前很大度 講話很大聲 很有趣的一個人 He was so big and loud and fun.
之後彼得死了 Then Peter died.
我離開了家 And I left.
一切都變了 And everything changed.
他以前對生活充滿熱情 He used to be so affectionate.
他總是擁抱別人 He was like a major hugger.
他已經很久沒抱過我了 Hasn't done that in a while.
親愛的 Sweetie.
可能他打電話回家了 過著他去了那裡 Maybe he's calling the apartment, or going there.
你認為我們該不該在這裡等 Think we should wait there?
六點十八分 Well, 6:18.
嗯 Yeah.
去吧 Go on.
我得把這輛車擦一下 讓它煥然一新 I gotta wipe this car down, torch it.
-真的嗎 -不 不 -Really? - No. no,
但我可能會把它停在消防栓附近 But I'll probably park it next to a fire hydrant.
-亨利 -嗯 -Henry. -Yeah.
一切都會好起來的 It'll be all right.
-莎倫 -嘿 -Sharon? -Hey.
你能打給伯恩斯坦 Can you call bernstein and have him
叫他為亨利奧爾特曼準備一個房間嗎 prep a room for Henry Altmann?
當然可以 Sure.
你那邊還好嗎 Is everything all right?
我不知道 I don't know.
為什麼它看起來如此迷人 Why does it seem so inviting?
嗨 Hi.
嘿 老爸 Hey, dad.
嘿 湯米 Hey,Tommy.
你感覺怎麼樣 How you feeling?
呃 我好多了 Uh...I've been better.
現在 暫時我還沒事 For now,I'm okay.
你還記得那天你帶我去橋上嗎 那時候我還是個小孩子 Remember that time on the bridge when I was a kid?
-什麼時候 -你還唱著這首歌 -What time? -With this?
不記得了 No.
怎麼會不記得 你在哼著這首歌 我們還 Come on, you were humming, singing it, and-
我們還怎麼了 And what?
我們跳起舞來 We started dancing.
-真的嗎 -是啊 -Did we? -Yeah.
帶我跳一下當時的舞 Show me.
你跳得真好 You're good.
你應該幹這行 You should do this for a living.
我好懷念這樣啊 孩子 I missed this, kiddo.
現在幾點了 What time is it?
呃 七點零二分了 Uh,7:02.
你也注意到了 And you will notice...
你還活著 You're still alive.
活著真好 That's nice.
是啊 Yeah, it is.
你想知道你什麼時候會死嗎 Would you wanna know when you were gonna die?
不想 No.
那假如你真的知道了 But if you did...
你什麼時候會去世 你會幹什麼呢 What would you do if you knew how long you had?
我會試著尋找快樂的秘方 I would try and figure out how to be happy.
為什麼不現在就去找呢 Then why don't you?
也許我會的 Maybe I will.
如果你不介意 可不可以借我你的肩膀靠一靠 我想睡下 If it's all right with you, I'm gonna close my eyes now.
沒有人認為亨利可以熬過一天 No one expected Henry to survive one day.
但事實上 他活了八天 Instead, he lived for 8 days.
這有點像光明節的奇跡 It was sort of like the Hanukkah miracle.
在那八天裡 他和他老婆聊了很久 In that 8 days, he had long talks with his wife...
和他弟弟一起吃了最後一頓用棕色紙袋裝著的午餐 Shared one last brown bag lunch with his brother.
在和他兒子玩金羅美的時候出老千 And cheated his son at gin rummy.
我的墓碑上會刻著 亨利奧爾特曼 一九五一到二零一四 My tombstone will say, "Henry Altmann, 1951 - 2014".
我到現在才發現 日期並不重要 I never knew till now, it's not the dates that matter...
-重要的是那個破折號 -什麼破折號 -It's the dash. -Yhe dash?
你個小糊塗蟲 你知道的 對不對 You little shtarker. You already knew that, didn't you?
知道一點點 Kind of.
你選擇了自己的人生道路 You picked your own path.
你過著你自己的生活 即使這讓我氣得要死但你還是堅定不移 You lived your life, even though it pissed me off.
我以你為豪 兒子 我贏了 I'm proud of you, kid. Gin.
-那張卡是從你的袖子裡出來的 -不 我的招數沒那麼高超 -That card was up your sleeve. - No, worse.
在那八天裡 亨利奧爾特曼一次脾氣都沒有發過 For 8 days, Henry Altmann never got angry even once.
除了在臨死的那一刻 Except at the very end, when he
他跟死神說 去你丫的 told death to go fuck himself.
然後他就開始回想一下愉快的事 And then he fumed his thoughts to things that pleased him...
他的靈魂慢慢飛向了天堂 And sailed away.
沒有人認為莎倫吉爾能過上以前的生活 No one expected Sharon Gill to go back to her old life.
事實上 她也沒有 And, indeed, she did not.
就在亨利死的同一天 她辭職了 On the same day, she quit her job...
同時也離開了藥物和菲爾丁醫生 Her pills and Dr. Fielding.
她報名在培根大道上的一家 And then signed up to work at a
免費診所上班 free clinic on Burgen Street
在那她可以為一個病人看病超過十五分鐘 Where she could spend more than 15 minutes per patient...
還可以成為她一直想成為的醫生 And be the doctor she always wanted to be.
到夏天之前 她覺得她遵守了對亨利的諾言 By summer, she felt she kept her
她成為了一個快樂的人 promise to Henry to be happy
快樂到去領養了一隻新的寵物貓 Enough to adopt a new cat...
還可以開始一場新的約會 And to begin to date again.
你們大家呢 這個冬天有什麼計劃 What about you guys? Any plans for this winter?
我們可能會去夏威夷騎車環島 We might go on a bike tour in Hawaii.
不 我自行車騎得不好 老爸沒教過我們 No, I don't bicycle well. Dad didn't teach us.
亨利討厭自行車 Henry hated bicycles.
什麼 為什麼 What? Why?
他覺得自行車會吃人 He considered them predatory.
好吧 說起他 誰帶了亨利 All right, speaking of, huh, who's got Henry?
好吧 我們開始吧 Yeah, let's do this.
我來 我來 I do. I do.
-媽 你來嗎 -棕色紙袋 - Mom, will you? -Brown paper bag.
-他是個容易滿足的人 -我喜歡 -He's a simple man. - I love it.
當亨利奧爾特曼準備 As Henry Altmann prepared to
第二次進東河的時候 Go into the east river for the second time...
他把 長眠於東河 He added "being in the east river"
加進了他討厭的事物的名單 to the list of things he hated.
但他同時也感到很安詳 But he also felt at peace...
很有安全感 因為無論怎麼樣 Secure in the knowledge that somehow...
他都會長存於愛他的人的記憶裡 He would live on in the hearts of those who loved him.
嘿 你們他媽的在幹嘛 Hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing?
怎麼了 我問你 怎麼了 What the hell? I ask you, what the hell?
你以為我們在幹嘛 亂扔垃圾嗎 What do you think we're doing, littering?
你是什麼東西 東河美化巡邏隊嗎 What are you, the river beautification patrol?
我問你 你以為我們在向整個 I ask you, do you think we're sprinkling
布魯克林揮灑夢幻仙塵嗎 fairy dust all over Brooklyn.
你是專管仙塵的警察嗎 Are you the fairy dust police?
你是不是討厭所有會叮叮噹噹的東西 Are you one of those guys that hates anything that tinkles?
你還有沒有人性 有沒有一點禮貌 Have you no humility? No fucking manners?
這是骨灰 你個傻子 It's ashes, you moron!
是一個被碾成粉末的朋友 丈夫和爸爸 你個混蛋 A ground-up friend, husband and father, you asshole!
如果你不明白 為什麼你不過來呢 If you can't understand that, why don't you come over here?
-讓他安靜的去不行嗎 -有本事放學別走 -Leave it alone! -Come here and talk to us!
怎麼 你沒有爸爸嗎 What, you don't have a father?
你沒有爸爸嗎 You don't have a father?
你識相的趕緊跑 趕緊跑 Yeah, you better run!You better run!
去你丫的 Fuck you!