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翻译：佳佳 jophy 金刚妹 小P
校对：CNN 爱吃 帅比肉丝 总监：帅比肉丝
时轴：络睿 压制：bean
布鲁克林最愤怒的人
等等 等等 让我来 Wait. wait. Let me just-
让我们来抓爸比 大家都去抓 Let's get daddy! Everybody get daddy!
我们来“围捕”你们爸比 Let's get your daddy!
不是我的原因 是摄像机出了问题 It's not me. It's the camera.
它坏了 如果摄像机坏了 - It's not working. - If the camera doesn't work well...
我会把它带回去的 Then I'm gonna take it home with me.
-哦 看看你 -天那 哦 - Oh, look at you. - Oh, my god. ohh!
天哪 我可以一直盯着他们看一天 Oh, my god. I can watch them all day long.
嗨 老爹 看过来 Hi, papa.
你在想什么呢 What are you thinking?
我很开心 That I'm happy-
麦克 你正在连接直播 Michael, you're on the air.
是的 我的孩子在史泰登岛上学 Yeah, my kid goes to school in Staten Island-
他们有新的曲棍球面具然后打碎了它们 They got these new hockey masks and they shatter on impact.
你要是想控告谁 你就告那个傻瓜 You want to sue somebody. You sue that knucklehead.
麦克 麦克 喂 他们在浪费 Michael, Michael, Michael. They're flushing
我缴纳的税款 your tax dollars down the crapper.
你到底怎么了 What's the matter with you?
他们不应该做那样的事情 They shouldn't be making things like that.
我带孩子去看医生 医生告诉我 I took the kid to the doctor and the doctor told me-
当亨利 阿尔特曼等在去见 As Henry Altmann waited in traffic...
医生的路上等待红灯时 An the way to his doctor's appointment...
他心里正在把这车里的低音炮 He mentally added sub-woofers in
加进了他所厌恶的事物清单上 small cars to things he hated.
他的清单里有 狗屎 汽车报警器 On his short list was also dog crap, car alarms...
难辨认的停车标志、双婴儿推车 Indecipherable parking signs, double baby strollers...
狗屁时尚 男士古龙水 Ass-crack fashion, men's cologne...
泡泡糖 自行车 仓鼠 Bubble gum, bicycles, hamsters...
垃圾车 邻居 金属衣架 电视遥控器 Garbage trucks, neighbors, metal hangers, tv remotes...
贺卡 人字拖 Greeting cards, flip-flops,
廉价理发店传单 胖子 fliers for cheap haircuts, fat people...
鸽子，天气频道，尿味儿，新妈妈 Pigeons, the weather channel, smell of urine, new mothers...
信用卡优惠，被屏蔽的电话号码 Credit card offers, blocked phone numbers...
大遮阳伞 f号地铁线 约翰·菲茨杰拉德·肯尼迪 布鲁克林女王专辑 Big umbrellas, F train, J.F.K., B.Q.E...
ATM 服务费 两元店 广播名人 A.T.M. service fees, .99 cent stores, radio personalities...
网络 星巴克 尼克斯队 Networking, starbucks, The Knicks...
尼克队 尼克队 The Knicks, The Knicks...
还有 天哪 And god.
搞什么啊 我问你 你搞毛啊 What the hell? I ask you, what the hell?
你要走的方向那边明明是红灯 你色盲啊 That was a red light you ran! Can't you tell red from green?
你考过驾照么 You took the test, right?
你什么时候拿的驾照 When you got your driver's license?
你记得么 多选题 Remember that? Multiple choice,
第二个选项 number two driver's license?
红色代表什么 是让你继续走么 And what does red mean? Does it mean "go"?
是让你直冲冲过来撞我车 是这个意思么 Does it mean slam into my car, is that what it means?
但 那是黄灯啊 黄你妹啊 - It-it was yellow. - Oh, yellow!
黄的跟你的出租车一样还是像水仙花一样 Oh, yellow like your cab or yellow like a daffodil?
哦 好一朵漂亮的小水仙花 Like a pretty little daffodil?
难道水仙花黄的意思是让你踩油门 Does daffodil mean step on the gas
然后把我的车撞一下 哈 and hit my car in your country?
是这样么 水仙花黄让你有借口扰乱我的生活 Is that it? Is daffodil your excuse to fuck up my life?
破坏我的安宁吗 Destroy my tranquility?
别废话 我会让你驾照被吊销 No, I am gonna get your license revoked...
然后你就等着被遣送回国吧你 And have you sent back to wherever the fuck you're from!
-你个种族主义者 -种族主义 - Racist! - Racist?
我怎么会是种族主义者 我连你是什么人种都不知道 How can I be a racist? I don't know what race you are.
-我是乌兹别克人 -乌兹别克人 你说对了 - Uzbek. - Uzbek? You're right.
我讨厌乌兹别克人 我恨死乌兹别克人了 特别是你 I hate uzbeks. I hate them all. But particularly you!
你死定了 You dead.
什么 你说什么 What? What did you say?
你也是 操你妈 You too, mother-
当莎伦 吉尔 盯着这个女人和她的宠物时 As Sharon Gill stared at the woman and her pet-
她正沉浸在失去了她的猫咪 哈罗德的悲伤中 She was consumed with grief over her own cat, Harold.
三天前 哈罗德跳出了窗户 3 days ago, Harold had jumped out the window.
之后 她才知道这对猫来说并不少见 Afterward, she learned that this was not uncommon with cats.
事实上哈罗德从十楼跳下 The fact that Harold landed on his feet 10
四脚着地对她来说也算是点慰藉 floors below was of little consolation.
哦 Oh!
莎伦明白 哈罗德的死对她来说是一个导火线 Sharon understood that Harold was a trigger.
让她累感不爱了的导火线 That she was emotionally exhausted.
哦 Ohh.
不过，比起她的患者来她更愿意照顾一只死猫 Still, caring more for a dead cat than her sick patients...
是临床上人格解体的好例子 Was clearly a case of clinical depersonalization.
张嘴 Open.
张大点儿 Wider.
张大 Wider.
张大点儿 Wider.
抱歉 Excuse me.
从来没有人提到这个事实 No one had ever mentioned this reality...
尽管她是一个聪明的，有前途的医科学生 When she was a bright, shiny medical student.
喂 医生 Uh, doctor?
当她相信她将会一个接一个拯救病人 When she believed she was going to
并就此拯救世界的时候 save the world one patient at a time.
医生 Doctor.
没有人告诉她，关心不等于需求 No one told her that care does not equal need.
关心是有限的 需求是无尽的 Care being finite, need being endless.
医生 让让 嘿 让开 Doctor! Move, man. Move.
和关心等价的是 What care equals...
是每位患者看病要15分钟 Is 15 minutes per patient.
-医生 费恩夫人在4号诊室等你 -谁 - Doctor, Mrs. Fine is in 4. - Who?
费恩夫人 她是菲尔丁医生的一个病人 Mrs. Fine! She's one of Dr. Fielding's patients...
归你在照顾的 记得么 Who you're covering, remember?
还有在3号诊室的王先生 9号诊室的皮特森 And we got Wong in 3 and Peterson in 9.
行了 好吧 听着 我需要一点时间 Okay, all right. Listen, I just need a minute.
-但她已经在那里等了一个多小时了 -知道了 - But she's been in there over an hour! - Uh-huh.
莎伦在想 这不是第一次了 Sharon wondered, not for the first time...
如果可怜的 亲爱的哈罗德没有作出那个选择 If poor, dear Harold hadn't made the right choice.
是的 是我 Yeah, it's me.
亚伦在么 Aaron there?
没看见他 Haven't seen him.
他有给我留下信息么 Did he leave me a message?
没啊 Nope.
告诉他我会晚点去开会 Just tell him I'll be a little late for the meeting.
阿尔特曼先生 Mr. Altmann.
我不知道什么时候 我啥时到那就是啥时 I don't know when! When I get there!
医生她会尽快来见你。 The doctor will be in to see you as soon as she can.
他 菲尔丁医生是男的 He. Dr. Fielding is a he.
是 很遗憾 Yeah, well, Dr. Fielding has
菲尔丁医生出诊了 -为什么 been called away, unfortunately. - Why
所以吉尔医生今天将负责他的病人 So Dr. Gill will be covering his patients today.
-什么时候 -她会尽快的 她很忙的 - When? - As soon as she can. She's very busy.
现在 请把病服穿上 Now, please, put that gown on!
我不用穿病服 I don't need a gown!
我只是来看看他 或是她 I'm just meeting him- her.
哦 Oh.
搞什么鬼 我问你 你在搞毛啊 What the hell? I'm asking, what the hell?
我都等了两个多小时了 I've been waiting here for over 2 hours.
我很抱歉 阿尔特曼先生 刚才我忙晕了 I'm very sorry, Mr. Altmann. it's just been a bit crazy.
-你谁啊你 -我是吉尔医生 - Who are you? - I'm Dr. Gill.
我约的是菲尔丁医生 I want Dr. Fielding.
我知道 但他被派出去紧急出诊了 I understand, but he was sent away on an emergency.
紧急情况 放屁 Emergency. Bullshit! He just wanted
他就是想周末偷懒 to get a jump on the weekend?
先生 我能看懂你的扫描透视结果 Sir, I was able to look over your scan-
你到行医年龄了吗 Are you even old enough to practice medicine?
菲尔丁医生有复查你的病情么 Has Dr. Fielding gone over the results with you?
没有 No.
没有 是他还没跟你说么 No, as in he hasn't called?
他认为这是偏头痛 我有头痛 很严重的那种 He thinks it's migraines. I have headaches, bad ones.
-他什么时候说的 -我上次来的时候 - When did he say that? - When I was here last.
在扫描透视之前是吗 That was before the scan?
是的 Yeah.
怎么了 What?
-能请你坐下么 -为啥要坐 - Can you please sit down? - Why?
-因为我想让你先坐下 -我坐不坐这有什么关系吗 - Because I would like for you to sit. - Why does it matter?
-因为我需要你坐下 -我需要站着 - Because I need you to sit down. - I need to stand.
好吧 站着 Fine, stand.
扫瞄结果显示您有脑动脉瘤 The results showed a brain aneurysm.
哇哦 Wow.
阿尔特曼先生 Mr. Altmann...
你知道什么是脑动脉瘤么 Do you know what a brain aneurysm is?
我叔叔因此而死 My uncle died of one.
前一分钟他在刷牙 一眨眼 他就死了 One minute he was brushing his teeth, the next, he was dead.
甚至没有时间把牙刷完 Didn't even have time to rinse.
这个病是一个大脑中动脉壁的囊性膨出 It's a ballooning-out of an artery wall in the brain.
-那它会什么时候发病 -在出血性中风发作的时候 - And when it pops? - That would be a hemorrhagic stroke.
然后我就死了 And I'm dead.
严格来讲这取决于 The seriousness depends on the
瘤的大小和位置 size and location of the aneurysm.
它有多大 How big is it?
我只是一名内科医生 如果你能找一个专家看看是最好的 I'm an internist. It's best if you speak to a specialist.
-你现在手上不是有片子么 那个瘤有多大 -我能理解您的感受 - You have the scan right there! How big? - I understand.
但现在有一位专家 来自布鲁克林的神经病学家 But there's a specialist, a neurologist at Brooklyn-
你知道的 是么 You know, right?
伯恩斯坦医生 我已经约好了 我安排好了 Dr. Bernstein. I already called. I made arrangements-
你在怕什么 瘤子又没长在你脑子里 What are you scared of? It's not your brain!
看下片子然后马上告诉我 Just look at the scan and tell me!
很大 It's big.
位置在哪 And the location?
拜托 先生 我觉得你最好 Please, sir, I think it's best
去问问神经科医生 that we talk to a neurologist.
在哪 The location?
脑干部位 By the brain stem.
无法治疗的吗 Untreatable?
这不是我说了算的 It's not for me to say.
你已经说了 You already have.
它在那里有多长时间了 很长一段时间了吧 我猜 How long has it been there? A long time, I'm betting.
为什么他们现在才发现 Why didn't they find it till now?
是因为你无能还是你根本不关心 Are you incompetent or you just don't care?
-就是了 你根本就不关心 是么 -不 不 不 - That's it, you don't care, do you? - No. no, no, no.
-不 什么 -不 我有在关心 - No what? - No, I do care!
狗屁 你现在正在想 真麻烦 怎么这么烦人 Bullshit! You're thinking, how inconvenient, how annoying...
多困难啊 好闹心 How difficult, how disagreeable.
可怜的小公主 小可怜 Poor little princess. Poor,
真可怜 好吧 抱歉 我要离开这等死去了 poor you. Well, excuse me for dying!
先生 我需要你冷静下来 Sir, I need you to stay calm.
这样对您的血压不好 It's bad for your blood pressure!
-请坐回去 -我还剩多长时间 - Please sit back down. - How long do I have?
-我不知道 -不 你知道 - I don't know. - Yeah, you do.
不 我不知道 No, I don't.
你的脸色都说出来了 就像一个捏扁的柠檬 It's all over your face like a pinched lemon!
柠檬公主 你觉得你能伤到我的感受么 The lemon princess. You think you can hurt my feelings?
你不关心 记得么 这只是你的 You don't care, remember? This is
一份工作 你不会感觉这痛苦的 just a job! You don't feel this!
也许一个钻石广告或一只生病的猫 Probably takes a diamond commercial or a sick cat...
才能让你有些触动 To get some feelings out of you!
哦 病猫 是那勾起了你的感觉吗 Oh. sick cats, is that what makes you tick?
就是这让柠檬公主哇哇叫 That's what makes the lemon princess get all wah-wah?
我在这里 你的小病猫 Here I am, your sick and dying pet.
该死的告诉我 你的小宠物他还剩多少时间 Tell your fucking pet how long he has!
-我不知道 -多久 - I don't know. - How long?
我不知道 -多久 - I don't know! - How long?
-哦 我要不能呼吸了 -给我一个时间 - Oh. I can't breathe. - Give me a number.
说 给我一个时间 A number. Give me a number!
一个时间 一个时间 一个时间 A number, a number, a number, a number.
在你告诉我那个该死的时间之前我不会离开这里的 I'm not leaving here till I get a goddamn number!
-90 -90什么 - 90! - 90 what?
分钟 Minutes!
-那是你的专业意见吗 -是的 - That's your professional opinion? - Yeah.
好把 卧槽尼玛 Well, fuck you!
是你要问的 You asked.
90 90!
嘿 看见这块表了么 看见了么 Hey, see this watch? See it?
这是我父亲给我的 他活到了90 It belonged to my father. He lived to 90!
是90岁 90 years!
你想知道90分钟能发生什么 You wanna know what happens in 90 minutes?
那时候是下午6点22分 我会活到那时候 That's 6:22! 6:22 p.m. I'm gonna be alive!
我将会去喝啤酒 我会笑着去 I'm gonna be having a beer! And I'm gonna be smiling!
我笑是因为那时候你就被解雇了 I'm gonna be smiling because you will have been fired.
没错 我会向你们医院的董事投诉你 That's right, I'm calling the C.E.O. of this hmo...
然后让你擦屁股滚蛋 And getting your potty little ass canned!
该死的东西 Dead prick!
荡妇医生 Doctor cunt!
哦 卧槽 Oh, fuck me!
出租车 Taxi!
哟 出租 Yo, taxi!
去布鲁克林市中心 Downtown Brooklyn.
尽管亨利知道他只能活90分钟是不合逻辑的 Even though Henry knew 90 minutes was illogical...
他越思索她说的话 她的诅咒 The more he thought about her prognosis, her curse...
他越把它放在心上 The more it took on weight.
要是 要是 What if? What if?
他好像想起了 He seemed to remember that there
死前会经历的4或5个阶段 were four or five stages to death.
你在干什么 在人行道上开车啊你 What are you doing? Drive on the sidewalk!
我可不想死在水泥卡车后面 I don't wanna die behind a cement truck!
愤怒无疑是其中之一 打个勾 Anger was certainly one of them. Check that.
是不否认另一个么 他在否认什么 否定90分钟的期限吗 Was not denial another? What was he denying, the 90 minutes?
如果 他亨利 阿尔特曼会在6点22分死亡 What if he, Henry Altmann,really was going to die at 6:22?
我特马到底要做些什么呢 What the holy fuck should I be doing?
转告阿尔特曼先生 这事很重要 Tell Mr. Altmann it's very important.
能请你让他回我电话么 好的 谢谢 Can you please just have him call me? Okay, thank you.
-那是真的么 -什么 - Is it true? - What?
-那是真的么 -什么真的 - Is it true? - What true?
每个人都到处说你告诉一个病人 Everybody's going around saying you told some patient...
他只有90分钟可活了 That he has 90 hours to live.
不 No!
我不这样认为 因为这太疯狂了 I didn't think so, 'Cause that's crazy.
那真是太 That's-
什么 What?
没什么 Nothing.
-你真的说了 -不 我没有 - You did! - No, I didn't!
-我就知道 -我没有 - I knew it! - I didn't.
-每个人都说你做了 -乔丹 安静 - Everybody's saying you did! - Jordan, be quiet!
-告诉那个人他只有90分钟了 -你能进房间去么 - Told a guy he had 90 - Would you get in the room?
我知道 我知道 他一直在叫 I know! I know! He just kept yelling...
给我个数字 给我个数字 数字 Give me a number! Give me a number! A number.
然后我喘不过气了 我就恐慌了 And I couldn't breathe, and I
然后我随便说了一个 panicked and I totally lost it.
很显然 Apparently.
天哪 我 我恨他 God, I- ooh, I hated him.
好吧 那我不怪你 Well, that one I can't fault you on.
我们都讨厌我们的病人 We all hate our patients.
那个人到底出什么问题了 What's wrong with the guy anyway?
脑神经瘤 Cerebral aneurysm.
然后你让他自己跑出去了 And you let him walk out of here?
-我原意不是如此 -天哪 - That wasn't the plan! - Christ!
我本想让他去伯恩斯坦那儿再看看的 好么 I was trying to send him to bernstein, okay?
你屌 天哪 莎伦 Seriously, christ, Sharon.
我知道 我知道 这很糟糕 我是一个糟糕透了的人 I know, I know. I'm horrible. I'm a horrible person.
但我在努力寻找他了 I have been trying to get a hold of him.
我打给了他的手机 家庭座机 I've called his cell, his home,
公司电话 他就是不肯接电话 his work, and he just won't pick up.
你为什么像看笑话样看我 Why are you looking at me so funny?
你现在眼睛怎么了 你嗑药嗑嗨啦 What's up with your eyes right now? Are you high?
现在不是说这个的时候 我是认真的 Not now. I'm serious.
-真的 -是的 认真的 - For real? - Yeah, for real!
莎伦 这很不好 这后果无法想象 Sharon, this is bad. There's gonna be consequences.
你会被停职的 你会失去你的医师执照 You could get suspended. You could lose your license.
他甚至不是我的病人 He wasn't even my patient!
他该归菲尔丁管 我只是暂时接管罢了 He was Fielding's! I was just covering for him!
哦 我想和家人一起度过周末 Oh, I wanna spend the weekend with my family.
我还有孩子 我有我自己的生活 I have kids. I have a life.
蠢货 混蛋 卧槽 Stupid, back-stabbing motherfucker!
-我警告过你的了 -不 你没有 - I warned you. - No, you didn't.
我说过 Yes, I did.
他说他会离婚 好么 He said he was gonna get a divorce, okay?
他说他爱我 他 He said that he loved me. he-
爱情啊爱情 多耽误事的爱情 Human emotion, I find it very off-putting.
别想那没用的了 现在让我们想想 Let's focus on the logic. Like the
想想那个病人吧 他叫什么来着 patient. What's the guy's name?
阿尔特曼 亨利 阿尔特曼 Altmann. Henry Altmann.
亨利 阿尔特曼是吧 那是个不错的名字 Okay, Henry Altmann. That's a great name.
这听起来像一个来自非常健康和睦的家庭的人的名字 That sounds like a very wholesome, nice family man's name.
我觉得他不是那种 I'm sure this is not the type
会发狂然后投诉你的人 of guy who's gonna freak out...
他只是听到了这个消息 File complaints, just go totally nuts
一时无处发泄怒火 才会对你这样的 on you, trying to ruin your career.
嗷 Ohh.
好吧 我现在大概知道了 Okay, I'm getting the impression
也许他就是那样的人 对吗 maybe he is that type of guy.
这下糟了 这是个误解而已 就是这样 This is bad. This is miscommunication, is what this is.
我需要让他去医院检查 I need to get him admitted to a
这是为他自己身体着想 hospital today, for his own good...
之后他就是别人的病人了 And then he's somebody else's problem.
然后这些就都是伯恩斯坦医生的事了 对吧 Then he's bernstein's problem. right?
这样说也没错啦 Can't hurt.
那我必须找到亨利 阿尔特曼 I have to find Henry Altmann.
有一个自称吉尔医生来电话说要找你 A Dr. Gill has been calling for you.
-艾伦在哪里 -她说这极其重要 - Where's Aaron? - She said it was extremely important.
亚伦在哪里 Where's Aaron?
他在开会 In the meeting.
查尔斯街148号和65号 148 and 65 Charles Street.
一个还有六个月的时间 There is a 6-month advance on the one
另一个已经到期六个月了 and a 6-month delinquency on the other.
这不是我好久不见的兄弟吗 My long-lost brother.
不如你负责操作148号的违规拖延吧 What if you pick up the pending violations on 148?
-废话 -还有锅炉 - Garbage. - And boiler.
-我有个问题 -关于锅炉的吗 - I have a question. - About the boiler'?
不是 我需要一点建议 No, I need some advice.
有个客户 他刚刚发现他只能活90分钟了 A client, he just found out he has 90 minutes to live.
我该让他做什么 What should I tell him to do'?
亨利 我们真的需要赶紧回到正题 Henry, we really need to get back to this now.
-我知道我会干什么 -干什么 - I know what I would do. - What?
埋头痛哭 Cry.
先哭个20分钟 For the first 20 minutes.
然后到约克郡的 Then I'd go to that Thai massage
泰式按摩馆好好来一发 place on York and get a blow job
要是我就去以色列圣殿 祈祷一小下 I'd go to temple israel, pray a little,
再给他们捐一大笔款 make a nice big donation.
现在我们能回到正事上来吗 Can we get back to this now?
-我的话 我想我会去杀个人什么的 -为什么 - Me, I think i'd kill someone. - Why?
回馈社会 惩恶除奸 For the social good. some deeply evil schmuck.
比如谁 Like who?
我们生活在布鲁克林 找个坏蛋还能有多难 We live in Brooklyn. How hard could it be?
我想到个笑话 稍等一下 I got a joke. hang on a second.
一个男人去看医生 被告知 Man goes to see a doctor, and he's told
他只剩下10小时命 that he only has 10 hours to live.
他惊呆了 他会干什么呢 It's a terrible shock. what's he gonna do?
他拿出电话 So he picks up the phone and he
打给了他的妻子 说 calls his wife, and he says...
亲爱的 我要带你去全市区最好的饭店 Honey, I'm gonna take you to the 4 seasons,
四季酒店 the best restaurant in town...
吃遍菜单上所有的菜 And we're gonna eat everything on the menu.
然后 我们去彩虹屋 And then, we're gonna go to the rainbow room...
在那我们不停的跳舞 就好像回到年轻时一样 Where we're gonna dance all hours, like we were young again.
最后回到家 我们 And then, finally, home, where we
整夜疯狂地做爱 will make mad, passionate love...
激情燃烧彼此 直至最后 黎明时分 Till all hours of the night, until, at last, at dawn...
我在你爱的怀抱中死去 I will die in your loving arms.
你觉得这样好不好 What do you think of that?
那个妻子说 你说的容易 And the wife says, easy for you.
天亮了你倒是不用起床 You don't have to get up in the morning.
-亨利 -什么 - Henry. - What?
告诉你的客户 让他回家 Tell your client to go home, make love
最后和他的妻子做一次爱 快乐的过完最后几个小时 to his wife one last and be happy.
最终 In the end...
家人才是我们的全部 All we have is family.
家人 Family?
没错 You're right.
家人 多谢 Family. Thanks.
你不会为这种鸟事跟我们收费 对吧 You're not gonna be billing us for this crap, are you?
嘿 嘿 亨利 等等 Hey, hey, Henry, wait up!
-你要去哪 -回家 - Where you going? - Home.
你知道吗 如果你想逃会就直接说出来 You know, if you want out of the meeting just say so...
或者就像你平时那样不出现就好了 Or don't show up like you always do...
但是现在这种混蛋方式真烦人 But this bullshit is really annoying.
你要说很久吗 Is this gonna take a long time?
你越来越糟糕了你知道吗 You know, you're getting worse.
你知道的 对吧 你越来越糟糕了 You know that, right, that you're getting worse?
-我还有很多事要做 -在90分钟之内吗 - I got a lot to do. - In 90 minutes?
比那少了 Less.
见家人吗 Family?
是 见家人 Yeah, family.
那么 怎么的 兄弟不算家人吗 So, what, brothers don't count?
我们还有很多工作要做呢 Because we got a lot of work to do
我的意思是 你知道的 直系亲属 比如贝蒂和汤米 I'm thinking, you know, immediate family. Like Bette, Tommy.
还有事吗 What?
拜托 呃 亨利 贝蒂和汤米吗 Well, uh, come on, Henry. Bette and Tommy?
你跟贝蒂别的没干 You and Bette have done nothing
就吵了2年架 更别说汤米 but fight for two years. And Tommy?
关于家人你知道什么呢 亚伦 What do you know about family, Aaron?
你唯一的家人是条金鱼 The only family you've got is a goldfish.
我认识你的家人 你的直系亲属 I know your family, your immediate family.
能在90分钟内和解吗 Reconciliation in 90 minutes?
还是去做泰式吹箫吧 Take the Thai blowjobs.
-啊 好了 -好的 - Ah! Okay. - Yeah.
-我爱你 -行了 - I love you. - Okay.
-待会见 -你还那么疯 - See you around. - You're still crazy.
哦 嘿 On. Hey!
你在哪里 Where are you?
我在努力打车 我要去他的办公室 I'm trying to hail a cab. I'm going to his office.
听着 我调出了那家伙的档案 Look, I pulled the guy's file.
他对每一件事都抱怨 He complains about everything.
他完全是个奇葩 He's a complete crackpot,
就这么说吧 他名声很不咋地 limited credibility, to say the least.
来 想不想知道个劲爆的消息 Now, do you want the big news?
-想 -我请放射科的加里看了下扫描结果 - Yeah. - I had Gary in radiology take a look at the scans.
结果是 那家伙已经有内出血现象 Turns out, this guy's already got bleeding through the wall.
事实上他随时可能死掉 He actually could drop dead at any second.
也可能活到足够长 He could also live long enough to...
然后结束掉你的职业生涯 毁了你的人生 End your career, destroy your life...
然后再到托斯卡纳度个精彩假期 And enjoy a splendid holiday in Tuscany.
好极了 Fabulous.
我要对以下人员发出集结令 I'm throwing a get-together for the following people-
弗丽达 敏寇 她是我的初恋 Frieda Minkle, she was my first crush.
哈伯斯丁夫人 我三年级的老师 Mrs. Haberstein, my third grade teacher.
汤玛士 弗雷尔 他是我法律学校的导师 Thomas Friel, he was my law school mentor.
比克斯 弗雷尔 我的老朋友 我已经把 Bix Field, my oldest friend. I sent
完整名单电邮给你了 you an E-mail with the complete list.
是 我收到了 25个人 Yeah, I got it. 25 people?
你这是中老年危机吗 Is this some sort of post-midlife crisis?
不 这更像是生前告别仪式 No, it's more like a pre-shiva.
告诉他们这是非常 Just tell them it's extremely,
非常重要的 务必要在30钟之内 extremely important to meet me at Juniors in...
来Juniors见我 30 minutes.
-你知道这很很疯狂吗 -就照做就是了 - You know that's insane? - Just-just get it done.
写讣文 Write obit.
大醉一场 Get drunk.
还有汤米 Tommy.
安德鲁大学读4年 宾夕法尼亚大学读4年 4 years at Andover. 4 years at Penn.
纽约大学读3年 3 years at NYU.
花了42万8千美金你就学会了狐步舞吗 学会了曼波吗 $428,000 so you could fox-trot, so you could mambo?
是 那是谁让我爱上舞蹈的呢 Yeah, and who taught me to love dancing?
我还喜欢甜甜圈呢 不代表你就要成为一个甜甜圈面包师啊 I love bagels! Doesn't mean you should be a bagel maker!
-所以你觉得很有趣 -不 你知道不是的 - So this is funny to you. - No! And you know it isn't!
我只知道 如果我现在不跳舞 以后就永远都不会跳了 What I know is if I don't do this now, I never will.
我印了上千张这个名片 I had a thousand of these printed.
看 奥尔特曼 奥尔特曼和奥尔特曼事务所 Look, Altmann, Altmann and Altmann.
不是奥尔特曼 奥尔特曼和舞男事务所 Not Altmann, Altmann and dancing boy!
也不是奥尔特曼 奥尔特曼和跳脚男事务所 Not Altmann, Altmann and twinkle toes!
你是为了彼特才印的 不是为了我 You printed those for Peter. You didn't print them for me.
我不是彼特 爸爸 I'm not Peter, dad.
恭喜你毁了自己的人生 Good luck ruining your life!
布鲁克林舞蹈学院 教你 Brooklyn dance academy, dancing that
学得会的舞蹈 请稍等 anyone can learn. Can you hold please?
额 我操 Uh- Shit.
布鲁克林舞蹈学院 教你 Brooklyn dance academy, dancing
学得会的舞蹈 请稍等 that anyone anyone can learn. Hold please.
-喂 -该死的 - Yeah- Goddamn it.
布鲁克林舞蹈学院 教你学得会 Brooklyn dance academy, dancing that
的舞蹈 有什么可以帮到您 anyone can learn. How can I help you?
-终于 汤玛斯 奥尔特曼在吗 -请问你是谁 - Yes! Is Thomas Altmann there? - Who may I say is calling?
亨利 奥尔特曼 Henry Altmann.
汤姆 额 亨利 奥尔特曼的电话 Tom, uh, Henry Altmann is on the phone.
该死的 不好意思 Shit. Sorry.
天啊 从踢蹬开始 God. From the kicks.
他要干什么 What's he want?
可能要我还读法律学校的钱吧 Probably wants me to pay him back for law school.
你不好奇吗 Aren't you curious?
不管我父亲要什么 Whatever my father wants, it can
都能等我们从巴黎回来再说 wait till we get back from Paris.
-汤姆 -留个言就行了 - Tom. - Take a message!
再来一次 Again.
30分钟或之内 In 30 minutes or less.
在Jumiors At Juniors.
不 我不知道 No, I don't know.
麻烦你扩散一下这个消息呗 谢谢 If you could just pass on the message. Thank you.
转一下再推 Turn and push.
那里 Over there.
好吧 你好 额 我要见亨利 奥尔特曼 Okay. Hi. Um, I need to see Henry Altmann.
你是 And you are?
莎伦 吉尔 吉尔医生 Sharon Gill. Dr. Gill.
你有预约吗 Do you have an appointment?
不好意思我没有 这是紧急情况 所以 I don't I'm sorry, it's an emergency, so-
-我很抱歉 他出去了 -我可以帮到你吗 - Sorry, but he's gone out. - May I help you?
你好 呃 我也不知道 我要见亨利 奥尔特曼 Hi. Um, I don't know. I need to see Henry Altmann.
-我是亨利的兄弟 亚伦 奥尔特曼 -哦 你好 - I'm Henry's brother, Aaron Altmann. - Oh. Hey.
呃 我是吉尔医生 Um, I'm Dr. Gill.
很高兴见到你 我能怎么帮你 Pleasure. How can I be of service?
我们能找个地方私下谈吗 Is there somewhere private we can talk?
-这边 -谢谢你 - Come on. - Thank you.
亨利非坚持要给 Henry was fully committed...
她的妻子最后一次温柔之爱 To make tender love to his wife one last time.
但是有一些问题 But there were concerns.
其一 他连上一次他们做爱是什么时候都记不得了 For one, he couldn't remember the last time they'd done it.
一年前 可能更久 A year ago? Maybe more.
亨利也没想清楚最后的一次 Henry also wondered what was the
用什么样的体位比较好 appropriate position for a last shtup?
他觉得后背位是必须的 He assumed spooning must be involved.
然后又有新问题 他想起来读到过死囚 Then again, he had read that condemned prisoners...
经常要求刑前最后一餐吃最传统的花生酱 Often asked for peanut butter and
和果酱三明治 jelly sandwiches as their last meal.
当然了 传教士位才是性爱中的花生酱果酱三明治 Certainly, the missionary position was the pb&j of sex.
然后 当然 亨利最大的忧虑是 And, of course, there was Henry's biggest concern.
他到底还硬不硬得起来 Would he be able to raise the flag at all?
亨利一边跑一边祈祷 不是祈祷什么医学上的奇迹让他活下去 As Henry ran, he prayed, not for a medical miracle,
只是简单地为了能勃起 but for the simple ability to get it up.
我知道我不该跟你说这件事 I know I shouldn't be telling you this...
因为会违反所有的准则 And it's going against every protocol...
但是 呃 But, um...
你的哥哥被诊断患有 Your brother was diagnosed with a brain
脑动脉瘤而且医疗也无力回天了 aneurysm and is refusing treatment.
哦 天啊 Oh, god.
那 呃 Well, uh...
-你是他的医生吗 -是的 - Are you his doctor? - Yes.
其实 也不是 我是说 我暂代他的医生 Well, no. I mean, I'm filling in
福尔订医生 for his doctor,Dr. Fielding.
这个是最后确诊吗 And this diagnosis is definite?
恐怕是的 I'm afraid so.
他 他刚刚还在这儿 He- he was just here...
而且我做得很糟糕 And I was awful.
你并不知道 You didn't know.
我感觉到有点奇怪了 I knew something was strange.
但亨利身上总有类似奇怪的事情发生 But with Henry, there's always something sort of strange.
他有个儿子 彼得 很棒的孩子 He had a son, Peter. Great kid.
两年前在一次打猎事故中去世 Died 2 years ago in a hunting accident, of all things.
亨利从那时候开始就变得不一样了 Henry's never been the same since.
我们过去每天一起吃午餐 We used to have lunch together every day.
他会带来个牛皮纸袋然后我们 He would bring a brown paper bag in and we-
里面装两个三明治 一个给他 一个给我 Two sandwiches. one for him, one for me.
我们什么都聊 We talked about everything.
但现在我们什么都不说了 And now we don't talk about anything anymore.
等等 90分钟 Wait. 90 minutes.
你怎么能确定只有90分钟 How can you be sure it's only 90 minutes?
那是个误会 That's a misunderstanding.
怎么会误会呢 How do you misunderstand that?
现在重要的是 我们要找到你哥哥 The important thing is we find your brother...
然后马上让他住院 And get him admitted to a hospital immediately.
他回家了 He went home.
贝蒂 我是亚伦 我正在去你公寓的路上 Bette, it's Aaron. I'm on my way to your apartment.
给我回电话 有紧急的事 Call me back on my cell. It's
有什么需要注意的吗 an emergency. Any instructions?
哦 呃 确保能让他保持冷静 Oh, um. Make sure that he remains calm.
不要做让他血压升高的事 Nothing that raises his blood pressure.
-比如 -愤怒 - Like? - Anger.
但是你见过我兄弟了是吧 And you've met my brother?
亨利 我还以为你要工作到很晚 Henry, I thought you were working late.
弗兰克 嗨 出去 Frank, hi. Get out.
-怎么回事 -他得离开 - What's going on? - He needs to leave!
他是我们的邻居 He's our neighbor!
不 不 我需要你 单独的 No, no. I need you alone.
为什么 Why?
因为我们得马上做爱然后紧紧相拥 Because we have to have sex immediately and then cuddle.
什么 你傻了吗 What, are you nuts?
不 没有 我只是想有一个时间 No, no. I just wanna have a moment,
夫妻相处时间 a husband and wife moment.
这会是好事 家人间的事 It'll be a good thing, a family thing.
我没有太多时间了 Idon't have a lot of time.
-我觉得我真的该走了 -你留下 - I really think I should go. - You stay.
-走 -不许走 - Go! - you're staying!
停 我不在乎你到底 Stop that! I don't care how crazy
有多疯 我们不会做爱 you are, we are not having sex.
哦 但是 贝蒂 听着 Oh, but, Bette, listen...
我知道这两年过的并不愉快 I know the last 2 years have been tough...
我也没有好好处理 你知道的 And I didn't deal well with, you know...
我情绪不稳而且经常生气 And I've been erratic and often pissed off at things.
你还知道 You think?
但这不表示我不再用我自己的方式爱你 But it doesn't mean I've stopped loving you in my own way.
但是到了最后 还剩下什么呢 是家人 我们这一家人 And in the end, what is there? Family. Our family.
这是我们的所在 我和你 And this is our default position, me and you.
而和你做爱是在用我的方式 And making love to you is my way of
告诉你我知道什么才是重要的 telling you I know what's important.
如果你喜欢我们可以在厨房里做 We can do it in the kitchen, if you like.
你到底是有什么毛病啊 What the hell is the matter with you?
-我不能和我老婆做爱吗 -不能 - Can't I make love to my wife? - No.
见鬼的为什么不行 Why the hell not?
因为做爱不是你偶尔闪念觉得愧疚不安的时候 Because sex isn't some magic switch you pull
就来拉一下的魔法开关 just because you're feeling a momentary twinge of guilt.
-愧疚 什么愧疚 -变得很招人厌 - Guilt? What guilt? - About being horrible?
-谁说我招人厌了 -哦 - Who said I was horrible? - Oh,
我觉得那已经是显而易见的 I thought that part was obvious.
-他还赖在这里干什么 -我 我真的 - What's he still doing here? - I-I really-
你知道吗 坐下 你一直 You know what? Stay! You always
都是个混蛋 were a little bit of a jerk
只不过之前你还是个可爱的小混蛋 But you were an amusing jerk.
但自从彼得死后 你就只剩混蛋了 But since Peter, you're just a jerk!
看在上帝份上 我失去了个儿子 I lost a son, for christ's sake!
难道我不是吗 And I didn't?
你就做不到只是乖乖缅怀我们失去的儿子 You just can't honor the son we lost...
还把我们还拥有的另一个儿子赶走了 And you drove away the one we do still have!
汤米不该承受这些 Tommy doesn't deserve that!
这跟汤米没关系 This has nothing to do with Tommy!
你从不接受他的人生选择 You never accepted his life choices!
跳交际舞不是人生的选择 Ballroom dancing is not a life choice...
只是嘉年华舞会的小节目 It's a tuesday night on a fiesta cruise!
-我操 - 来啊 - Fuck you! - Yeah.
哦 你还想着要夫妻时间呢 Oh. You still want that husband and wife moment?
也许 Maybe.
你甚至还记得起我们上一次做爱吗 Do you even remember the last time we had sex?
-记得 呃 -但我不记得 - Yeah! Um- - Well, I don't!
因为我一直有在做 只不过不是和你而已 Because I have sex all the time, just not with you!
跟弗兰克 Frank?
-不可能 -为什么不能是弗兰克 - No way! - Why not Frank?
不同水平 Duh. Standards.
什么水平 What standards?
他跟你不在一个范畴 他甚至 He's not in your league! He's not
都不好女色这一口 even playing the same sport!
我们彼此相爱 We love each other!
哈 我要吐了 恶 Oh! Puke! Ohh!
他有耐心 善良而且陪在我身边 He is patient, kind and here!
西班牙猎狗也有这优点呢 你养啊 So's a spaniel! Get a pet!
我希望你去死 I wish you were dead!
-那你今天算是走狗屎运了 -啊 啊 - Well, it's your lucky fucking day! - Ohh! Ohh!
汤姆普金街和凯恩街交叉口 Tompkins and Kane.
如果你能在五分钟内 There's a big tip in it if you can
载我们到那 你就能拿到大笔小费 get us there in under five minutes.
不可能那么快 Not possible.
当然有可能 超速和闯红灯啊 Of course it's possible. Speed, run red lights.
不过 不 不需要超速吧 是不 But, no, there's no need to speed, right?
-这可是紧急医疗事件 -我们 - It's a medical emergency. - We
可不想发生车祸 don't wanna get into an accident.
交通灯上面有摄像头 我会收罚单的 They have cameras at the lights. I would receive tickets.
-一张罚款单多少钱 -50美金 - How much is a ticket? - $50.
-我给你100刀 -400 - I'll give you $100. - $400.
-安全带能用吗 -175 - Does the seat belt work? - $175.
-300 -不能吗 - $300. - no?
-200 -400 $200. $400.
这可不是比赛 安全带坏了 It's not a race. This doesn't work.
-175 -300 - $175 - $300.
-200 -250 $200. $250.
拜托 我可是个医生 Come on. I'm a doctor.
好吧 没必要超速 对吧 All right, there's no need for speed, right?
-哦 我的天啊 -快可以 但不要死蠢的玩命飞车 - Oh, my god! - Fast, but not stupid fast.
-225 -成交 - $225. - Done.
-把钱给我 -什么 - Give me your money. - What?
-我把钱包放医院了 -225美金 - I left my wallet at work. - $225.
没事的 就帮我付这一次钱 行吧 You'll be okay. Just charge me for the minute, come on.
快给我 你太磨叽了 Just give this to me. You just take too long.
-那不止 -给你 - That's a lot more than - Here you go.
好了 我们刚刚说什么来着 Okay, so what did we just talk about?
你看 这可不是我们说好的 See, this is not what we discussed!
这是紧急情况 This is an emergency!
我知道是紧急情况 但我的命也很重要啊 I know it's an emergency, but my life's important too!
-再快点 -我还不想死 - Just go faster! - I don't wanna die!
布鲁克林舞蹈学院 教你 Brooklyn dance academy, dancing that
学得会的舞蹈 线路繁忙请稍等 anyone can learn. One minute, please.
不 不是吧 靠 No! oh, fuck!
我得去开门 I have to go get the door.
布鲁克林舞蹈学院 教你 Brooklyn dance academy, dancing that
学得会的舞蹈 有什么能帮到您 anyone can learn. How can I help you?
又是我 亨利 奥尔特曼 汤米在吗 It's Henry Altmann again. Is Tommy there?
不在 很抱歉 现在他在休息 No, I'm sorry. It's his break and
刚走开去吃披萨了 he went to go get a slice of pizza.
-要多久 -多久回来吗 - How long? - Till he's back?
-是的 -很难说 - Yes. - Hard to say.
真的说不准 I really couldn't.
说 听着 芭蕾舞男 Try! Listen to me, Ballerina boy!
你找到汤米 告诉他立马给我打电话 You find Tommy, you tell him to call me right away...
不然我发誓 我一定会去找你 不论我生死 Or I swear, I'm coming down there, dead or alive...
都要把你那句每个人都会跳舞什么什么的废话塞回你喉咙里去 And shoving that anybody can dance tutu down your throat!
喂 喂 Hello? Hello.
我操 Fuck!
他有病吧 对吧 He's got issues. Yeah.
哦 天啊 这真是 Oh, my god! This is-
我去 Shit!
好了 谢谢 哦 Okay. Thank you. Oh.
你对你的工作一直都这么热情吗 Are you always this passionate about your work?
-嗨 贝蒂 -哦 亚伦 谢谢上帝 你可来了 - Hi, Bette. - Oh, Aaron, thank god you're here.
这是吉尔医生 吉尔医生 这是贝蒂 This is Dr. Gill. Dr. Gill, Bette.
-你那天杀的兄弟 -叫我莎伦 - Your fucking brother- - Sharon.
她好漂亮 进来 我要跟你商量一下 She's a pretty one. Come in. I've gotta talk to you.
进来 快进来 Come in! Come in!
亨利 尽快回我电话 Henry, call me back as soon as you possibly can.
我刚刚听说了 I've just heard the news.
为什么你不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
你只是一直说要做爱 我的上帝啊 You just went on and on about sex, for god's sake.
你知道弗兰克对我来说什么也不是的 You know Frank doesn't mean anything to me.
我爱你 I love you!
莎伦进入了她难搞患者的住所 Sharon took in the habitat of her difficult patient.
看到了亨利一家的照片 尤为 The photographs of Henry's family, in particular...
让她难受反胃 made her want to vomit.
看 它们在表达 我是一个居家男人 Look, they said, I am a family man.
我是一个能去爱的男人 I am a man that is capable of love.
她提醒自己希特勒也能去爱 She reminded herself that Hitler was also capable of love.
至少去爱他的狗 At least for his dog.
让她想起了她对她的猫咪哈罗德的爱 Which reminded her of her love for her cat, Harold.
总而言之 家庭照片决定性的 All in all, the family photos had the decided effect
让她更加讨厌亨利 of making her hate Henry even more.
你有家人吗 吉尔医生 Do you have family, Dr. Gill?
没有 不算有 No. Not really.
妈妈爸爸在威斯康辛州 Well, mom and dad in Wisconsin.
不过 你知道的 离婚 再婚 But, you know, divorced, married.
以此乘三 Thrice!
感恩节的时候真是一团糟 Thanksgivings are a mess.
我想 呃 Guess, uh-
我想我都不知道正常的家人是什么样子的 Guess I don't know "normal".
唯一你能觉得正常的家人 就是 The only normal people there are are
你并不怎么了解的那些人 the ones you don't know very well.
喂 简 Yes, Jane.
没有 我在找亨利 No, I'm looking for Henry.
不可能 真的吗 No way. Really?
好的 谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
怎么了 What?
他给他自己开了个派对 He's throwing himself a party.
哇喔 Whoo-hoo!
亨利 Henry!
-亨利 -你是蛋蛋吗 Henry! Eggs?
我知道 我知道 我有点胖了 I know. I know, I know. I put on a little weight.
对 你变大只了 Yeah, you're a whale.
哈 你一直都这么可爱 Ah, you were always a charmer.
-其他人呢 -什么其他人 - Where are the rest? - Rest of what?
该来的那些人啊 The people who are supposed to be here.
唉 路上塞车呢吧 还有多少人 Well, traffic's terrible. How many you expecting?
25 25.
哦 嘿 我来了呢 Oh, well, hey, I'm here.
来自ps20的两位老战士 冲啊骑士们 Two old warriors from p.s. 20. Go knights.
-这都过了多少年了啊 33年 -43年 - How long has it been, like 33 years? - 43.
不是吧 你怎么想聚大家了 No! What prompted it?
不是说非得有个理由你才能召集老朋友 Not that you need a reason to call an old buddy.
我们不用这样 你知道的 召集 Not that we do, you know, call.
-我快死了 -好了 只要你不是需要钱 - I'm dying. - Right. Long as you don't need any money.
因为我破儿产了 Because I am broke-o.
不 不是 只是快要死了 No, no, just dying.
对的 谁不是呢 Right. Who isn't?
很快 Soon.
哦 Oh.
真的么 For real?
真的 For real.
我以为你只是指代什么事情 你懂的 'Cause I thought you were talking metaphorically, you know?
因为我觉得我这几年也难过得要死 'Cause I feel like I've been dying for years now.
是脑瘤 我长了脑瘤 Brain aneurysm. I have a brain aneurysm and-
哦 亨利 Oh, Henry.
亨利啊 我很抱歉 Oh, Henry, I'm sorry.
老兄 这也太悲催了 Oh, buddy, that sucks.
是啊 Yeah.
- 那医生说你还有多久 - 一个半小时 - How much time they give you? - Hour and a half.
就这么多吗 That's it?
明摆着嘛 Apparently.
那你是想和我一起度过这生命的最后时光吗 And you wanted to spend it with me?
太感动了 真的 不能再感动了 I'm touched. no, I'm touched.
老哥们永远是最铁的 是不是 Because old bonds are the strongest, right?
- 是啊 - 我知道接下来你会经历什么 - Yeah. - And I know what you're going through...
因为去年我得了肾结石 Because last year I had kidney stones...
那段时间啊 感觉像是活不过来了一样 And before I passed them, I felt like I was gonna die.
你知道吗 他们都说这可比生娃还痛苦 You know, they say it's worse than childbirth.
- 你有两个孩子是吧 - 曾经有 - You got two kids, right? - Had.
是啊 我大概在十二年前的时候收到你的圣诞贺卡 Yeah, I got your christmas card like 12 years ago.
你那时看起来好幸福啊 Oh, you looked so happy.
我呢 我从来没有过孩子 Me? I never had kids.
但我觉得这样更好 But I think it was for the best
因为我要充分体验我人生中的激情 because I got to explore my passions
我是个玩世不恭的浪子 要我说的话 I'm a gamer. I'm kind of a minor
我还是小有名气的 celebrity if I say so myself
他们叫我大衮（半人半鱼的神）你听说过大衮吗 Dagon they call me. Ever hear that name, Dagon?
- 大衮啊 没听过 - 他们就是这样叫我的 - No. Dagon, no. - Yeah, that's what they call me.
还记得高中的时候你从我身旁 You remember that girlfriend that
抢走的小女朋友吗 you stole from me from highschool
啥 What?
格洛丽亚 记得你当初抢走了我的格洛丽亚吗 Gloria. Remember you stole Gloria from me?
谁 Who?
格洛丽亚卡梅伦啊 记得吗 红头发 Gloria Cameron. Remember? Redhead.
- 完美蛋白肌啊 - 不记得 - Beautiful skin like milk. - No.
不是吧 你真不记得她了 Oh, come on! You really don't remember her?
- 你特么到底在说些什么啊 -爱情啊 - What the hell are you talking about? - Love.
我的爱情 被你那样的糟蹋 Love! How you squashed it!
我跟你说我要挂了 而你还要一直都说你的破事儿 I tell you I'm dying and all you can talk about is you?
说你和你那四十年前的高中小冲动 You and some high school crush from 40 years ago?
我想把心中的苦闷一吐为快呢 I wanted to get it off my chest!
你非得等到现在才吐吗 And you had to wait till now.
现在不吐就再也没机会了 这能怪我吗 Not my fault it's now or never!
你真的不记得她了 You really don't remember her.
简直太无语了 真是不好意思看到你变成了 This is insane! I'm sorry you turned
一个孤独终老一生悲剧你妹的大衮 into some lonely, pathetic fucking Dagon
我要走了 操你大爷 But I have to go. Fuck you!
操你大爷 Fuck you!
- 不 操你大爷 - 操你的蛋去吧 - No, Fuck you. - Go fuck yourself!
亨利知道布鲁克林舞蹈学院远远的在城市的那一头 Henry knew that brooklyn dance academy was far across town.
他一想到自己可能还来不及找到那个学校 The idea that he'd not be able to find it in time
就陈尸于弗莱特布什街头 真不是滋味儿 And die on flatbush avenue was unappealing.
但是他必须告诉儿子 他对他的感情 But he needed to tell his son how he felt about him.
他必须得告诉儿子他有多爱他 He needed to tell him that he loved him.
他必须马让行动 不然就都太迟了 He needed to do this now, before it was too late.
我要个摄像机 赶紧的 I need a camcorder, and I need one quick.
嗯 Hmm.
你你你你你你你 W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-
嗯哼 Mmm.
你想要哪款 What type are you interested in?
无所谓 是个摄像机就行 It doesn't matter. Just one of those.
- 哼 - 嗯哼 - Hmm. - Mm-hmm.
- 这个 呃 - 就那个 那边那个小的 - The, uh- - That one! the little one right there.
松松松松 P-p-p-p-p-p-p-
松下还是 Panasonic or the...
富富富富富 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
- 富士通 - 不 那个 - Fujitsu? - No, that one!
哦 三星啊 Oh, the SAMSUNG.
对对就是三星 Oh! Yeah, the SAMSUNG.
我就要那个 I'll take it.
要要要要要 W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-
- 要保修卡吗 - 绝逼的不要 - Warranty? - No, definitely not.
这个怎么用 How do I get it to work?
首首首首首 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
首先 你得给电池充充充充充充 First, you have to charge the... b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-
- 充电吗 - 充电 - Batteries? - Batteries.
好 那要充多久 Yeah, okay. How long will that take?
- 四四四四四四四个小时 - 哦 - f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f- four hours. - Oh.
这世界和我有仇吗 Why does the world hate me?
你有充好了电的吗 Do you have one that's ready to go right now?
这个嘛 呃 Well, the, um...
富富富富富 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
- 富士通 - Fujitsu
或者是 Or the...
富富富富富富 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
富富富富富富富富富富富富 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f- f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
富士 Fuji.
哦 那你给我推荐一个 Oh. Which one do you recommend...
富富富富富富富士康 还是富富富富富富富士 The f-f-f-f-fujitsu or the f-f-f-f-f-fuji?
富富富富富富 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-
- 富你妹 - 小样说的挺好啊 - Fuck you. - Bravo.
呃 我觉得我还是 Uh, so, I guess I'll head back to
回办公室吧 看他在不在 the office, see if he's there
他也许回家了 我回去看看他有没有回家 Maybe he went home. I'll go see if he's at home.
- 好吧 呃 - 莎伦 别放弃 - Well, uh- - Sharon, don't give up.
好的 Okay-
所以我告诉她我没事 So I told her I'm fine.
就在街对面 Catch across the street there.
莎伦迷路了并且累得不行 Sharon was lost and exhausted.
那个悔恨呐 她想着 With regret, she considered all the
最近两周 stupid things that she'd done
干的那些蠢事儿 in the last two weeks.
真是不作死就不会死 All the stupid things that had led her to this sad state.
吉尔医生 Dr. Gill.
啊 有事吗 菲尔丁医生 Uh, yes, Dr. Fielding.
你想去看看那些病毒体投影吗 Perhaps you would like to take a look at those viral slides?
你这周末有计划吗 Do you have plans for this weekend?
还没 怎么了 No. Why?
那 那周五以前呢 What about- what about the Friday before?
呃 怎么这么问 Uh, why?
费莉希蒂的父母这周要过来 Felicity's parents are coming into
而且还刚好是我们的结婚纪念日 town, and it's our anniversary!
我在想 你能不能周五帮我出诊 So I was wondering if you could cover for me on Friday!
哦 妈的 Oh, shit!
哦 Oh!
我刚才射了 I just came just now.
太特么蠢了 That was stupid!
有人知道怎么用摄像机吗 Anybody here know how to work a video camera?
我以前是一个影片制作人 I used to be a studio executive.
- 我懂摄影 - 真的吗 - I know video. - Really?
你知道怎样用这种相机吗 You know how to work this kind of camera?
我以前有一个这样的 你是要卖了它 I owned one like it. You trying to sell it?
不 不 我想让你帮我录个像 给你 No, no. I need you to record me. Here.
好了 老大 Ready to roll, boss.
汤米 你看到这个时候 我可能已经死了 Tommy, by the time you see this, I'll be dead.
- 停 - 啥 - Cut! - What?
这个怎么开 How do I turn it on?
尼玛按开关啊 Press the fucking record button!
准备 开始 Check. And action.
汤米 我就尽量往简单了说了 Tommy, I'll make this as simple as I can.
我爱你 这就是我内心最深处的话 这一点永远不变 I love you. That's my rock bottom. That's my immutable.
我那该死的袒露的灵魂 My damned and naked soul.
从你出生那一刻我就好爱你 I loved you from the moment you were born...
你那时红彤彤黏乎乎的 All red and covered in mucousy stuff...
直到现在这一刻依旧爱着你 Until this moment right now.
人们说爱是纯洁的 慷慨的 They say that love is pure and generous.
其实不是 It's not.
爱是卑微而又自私的 It's small and selfish.
你知道吗 我希望你能待在事务所办公室里 You know, I wanted you at the office...
因为世上没有任何东西 Because I couldn't envision anything
比你待在我身边更好了 finer than having you next to me
阿尔特曼 阿尔特曼和阿尔特曼事务所 Altmann, Altmann and Altmann.
多美的一个梦啊 What a dream.
你想要什么 你梦想些什么 我以前都不愿倾听 What you wanted, what you dreamed, I didn't want to hear it.
我错了 I was wrong.
我希望你能原谅我 I hope you can forgive me.
我祈愿你每天都开心 I pray for your happiness.
以后不管你想做什么 Whatever swanning around you wanna do...
我都爱你 祝福你 You have my love and my blessing.
我很抱歉 我直到临死 I'm sorry this only came clear
才意识到这些 to me now that I'm dying，but
但人生就是这样啊 That's how life rolls out.
世上唯二的每每回首不会后悔的人 The only people who don't look back
只有白痴和神经病 with regret are idiots, psychopaths.
儿啊 我这一辈子满满的全都是悔恨 And I got a lifetime of regrets, boy.
在皇后区当牧师 Taking that clerkship in queens?
我特么真蠢啊当时没叫我老爸滚粗 What a fool not telling my father to fuck off!
那老头子根本就不会爱我 Like the old man would ever love me!
把你妈妈从身边推开 我真是个孬种 Pushing your mother away. What a ball-less coward I am.
然后就是你兄弟的死 And then there's your brother.
为什么啊 Why?
主啊 为什么 你特么是个什么主啊 Lord, why? I mean, what kind of god?
这特么是个什么世界啊 What kind of world!
人生就是个大骗局啊 It's a stinking con game!
每个人生来就被教导 阳光总在风雨后 You grow up being told, 'wait for the sweets and the roses.
然而日子过得却如此打脸 Then they hit you with a pickax in the ear!
悲伤嘛 人们说熬过去就好了 Grief, they say you pass through it.
放特么的狗屁 Bullshit!
人们说 别生气 想开些 常生气会短命哦 They say, "Don't get angry. Let it go. It's killing you."
要我说 短你妹啊 I say, "Fuck that!"
生活留给我的只有愤怒 Anger's the only thing they left me!
愤怒让我充满力量 愤怒让我免受伤害 Anger is my refuge! It's my shield!
特么愤怒是我与生俱来的权利 Anger is my birthright!
我还有好多事要做 I got a lot to do.
就在这九十分钟里面吗 In 90 minutes?
不到九十分钟了 Less.
去找家人吗 Family?
是啊 家人 Yeah, family.
那么 怎么的 兄弟不算家人吗 So, what, brothers don't count?
我知道这两年过的并不愉快 I know the last two years have been tough...
我也没有好好处理 你知道的 And I didn't deal well with, you know.
我情绪不稳而且经常生气 And I've been erratic and often pissed off at things.
但这不表示我不再用我自己的方式爱你 But it doesn't mean I've stopped loving you in my own way.
我的家人啊 Family.
慢 快 快 前 旁边走 收 Slow, quick, quick, forward, side, close.
后 旁边走 收 前 快 快 Back, side, close, forward, quick, quick.
慢 快 快 慢 Slow, quick, quick, slow-
有个叫贝蒂阿尔特曼的找你 There's a Bette Altmann on the phone.
嘿 妈 怎么了 Hey, mom, what's up?
你看到你爸爸了吗 Have you seen your father?
两年前见过 他讨厌我 记得不 About two years ago. He hates me, remember?
- 哦 他不讨厌你 - 你就逗我吧 - Oh, he doesn't hate you. - Well, fooled me.
汤米 他病了 长了脑瘤 Tommy, he's sick. He has a brain aneurysm.
什么 What?
- 他在哪儿 - 我不知道 他冲了出去 - Where is he? - I don't know he-he stormed out of here.
你不知道他在哪儿是什么意思 What do you mean you don't know where he is?
他难道不该在医院吗 He's not at a hospital?
我们在找他 We're trying to find him.
- 妈的 - 什么 - Shit! - What?
他早先给我打电话了 He called me earlier.
他说什么了 What did he say?
我没接 I didn't take the call.
妈的 Shit.
没事儿 听着 宝贝 All right. Listen, sweetie.
如果他再打来 你就去搞清楚他在哪儿 If he calls again, you find out where he is...
然后尽快通知我 明白吗 And you let me know as soon as possible, you understand?
他会没事的吧 Is he gonna be okay?
我也不知道 记得打给我 I don't know. Just call me.
当亨利恢复意识的时候 他突然明白了什么 When Henry regained consciousness, he learned something.
他意识到就算在他向儿子表达对他的爱的时候 He learned he couldn't even tell his son he loved him...
依旧控制不住愤怒的情绪 Without boiling into rage.
喂 Hello?
嘿 妈 听着 我今天过得是有生以来最悲 Hey, mom. Look, I am having the worst day of my-
我不是告诉过你了吗 我在威斯康星没有行医许可 I told you. I'm not licensed in Wisconsin.
我不能 我还不能开处方 I can't- I can't write prescriptions.
妈 妈 妈 别 我只是想找个人谈心 Mom, mom, mom, please, I just need somebody to talk to.
妈 你就不能 Mom, will you please just-
好吧 Okay-
好吧 我 我待会儿打给你 Okay, fine, I'll- I'll talk to you later.
然而日子过得却如此打脸 Then they hit you with a pickax in the ear!
放屁 Bullshit!
人们说 不要生气 They say, "don't get angry.
看开些 常生气会短命哦 要我说 Let it go. It's killing you. I say...
等等 等等 Wait! Wait!
站住 Hold.
- 他在哪儿 - 谁 - Where is he? - Who?
录像里的男人 他在哪儿 The man in this video, where is he?
- 你是谁 - 我是个医生 - Who are you? - I'm a doctor.
那你得好好治治那个人 You're doing a great job on that guy.
我不是他的医生 好吗 我只是帮别人代班 I am not his doctor, okay? I was just covering for somebody-
算了 是的 我是他的医生 You know what? No, I am his doctor
我需要对他负全责 I am 100% responsible for this man.
所以求你了 告诉我他在哪儿吧 So please just tell me where he is.
他就录了个像 然后就走了 He had some kind of episode, but then he got up, walked off.
告诉我 他去哪儿了 拜托了 这真的很重要 Listen, where did he go? Come on, this is important.
我不知道这对他重不重要 May or may not be important to him.
可以确定的是对我不重要 Certainly ain't important to me.
啊 钱 我给你钱 Uh, cash. I have cash for you.
我看起像是缺钱的吗 Does it look like I need money?
哦 别这样 我还有更多 我待会儿给你 Oh, come on! I have more. I'll go get it.
哪有医生不是土豪的 这又不是多伦多 What kind of doctor doesn't have money? This ain't Toronto.
药 药 我有药 我这儿有 Pills. Pills. I got pills. I have, uh-
我这儿有 吗啡 什么什么的 想什么就是什么 I, uh, have 0.C., fluff, muff, whatever you call it.
怎么了 What?
我只要看一眼就知道谁是嗑药的 快点吧 I know a pill popper when I see one. Come on.
我就这些了 That's everything.
看来还真是对你很重要 So it's important to you.
求你了 Please.
知道吗 不少人 You know, more than a few people have
从布鲁克林大桥上跳下去还是活下来了 survived jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge.
全看你是以哪种方式落水 All depends on how you hit the water.
等等 等等 他去布鲁克林大桥了 Wait, wait, wait. He went to the bridge?
纽约之秋 Autumn in new york
看起来是如此的迷人 Why does it seem so inviting?
纽约之秋 Autumn in new york
闪烁着夜的光芒 It spells the thrill of first-nighting
人来人往 白云泛光 Glittering crowds and shimmering clouds
在这钢铁之城里 In canyons of steel
宾至如归 They're making me feel i'm home
纽约之秋 Autumn in new york
亨利 Henry!
亨利 别 Henry, stop!
- 哦 该死的 - 哦 - oh, fuck! - ohh.
又怎么了 What?
你搞毛线啊 What are you?
你说啊 你搞毛线啊 I ask you, what are you?
你是扫把星吗 是复仇者吗 Are you my them? my nemesis?
你非要在我的人生最后一刻还来折磨我么 Is it necessary for you to torment me until the very end?
你特么还有没有点人性啊 Have you no humility, no humanity...
还有没有规矩啊 No fucking manners?
我只是 我只是想帮你 I just- i just wanna help you.
我得跳了 Now i have to jump.
我特么现在脚下都不是水 I'm not even over the water!
- 我的天 - 等等 回来 - oh, god! - wait. come back.
- 九十分钟的事儿我是骗你的 - i lied about the 90 minutes!
- 难道我没有长脑瘤 - i don't have a brain aneurysm?
不 不是的 啊 是的 你是长了脑瘤 No! no! yes! no, you have that!
但是能活多久我是骗你的 我夸大了 好吗 About the minutes, i lied! i exaggerated, okay?
你朝我大吼大叫 你还取笑我的猫 You started yelling at me! you made fun of my cat!
他死了 跳出窗摔死了 He died! he jumped out of the window!
神马 What?
你告诉我只有九十分钟可以活了就因为 You told me i was gonna die in 90 minutes...
你的猫跳出窗摔死了 Because your cat jumped out a window?
每个人都有悲催至极的日子 求你了 Everybody has a bad day! please,
这是 这全是我的错 this is- this out. - what?
狗屁不通 Bullshit!
天呐 天呐 Oh, god. oh, god.
好吧 Okay-
我嗑药了 我当时太嗨了 I do pills. i do too many pills.
吃了太多止痛药 当时我有点恍惚 Painkillers, they make me erratic.
我的天 我的玉皇大帝啊 Oh, my god! oh, my god!
圣母玛利亚啊 Oh, my god!
好吧 呃 我和你的主治医生 Okay, uh, i was having a stupid affair...
菲尔丁有一腿了 好吗 With your doctor, dr. fielding, okay?
那个混蛋周末有事提前走了 The jerk left early for the weekend...
然后把他的病人都丢给了我 Dumping all of his patients on me!
我承认我对病人没有感同身受 And i know i wasn't very empathetic.
我就跟个刺猬似的 但是 I am an emotional hedgehog, but-
该死的 我也不是天天这样啊 Fuck! i wasn't always like this!
好吗 我过去也很爱我的病人的 Okay? i used to love my patients!
就是因为这样我才选择从医的 That is why i went into medicine!
噢 天哪 不要跳 求你了 Oh, god. no, no, please!
噢 天哪 Oh, god.
你再好好想下 It all comes down to this.
如果你跳下去了 If you jump...
咱俩的人生就全毁了 Both of our lives are completely...
你后悔都来不及 Irrevocably fucked!
你说我有九十分钟 时间还没到呢 You gave me 90 minutes. It's not up yet.
求你了 Can I please...
你让我带你去医院吧 好吗 Please just take you to the hospital now?
九十分钟可能对你来说不算什么 但是对我来说却很珍贵 90 may not mean much to you, but it means a lot to me.
你在说什么 说这个都没用 It's what? It's meaningless!
它让我停下来 It made me stop...
看清楚我变成了一个什么样的人 See what I've become.
九十分钟才够你做个火鸡胸好伐 It's how long you bake a turkey breast!
你说的对 我们的人生都毁了 You're right. We're both irrevocably fucked.
不要 No!
不要 No.
亨利 Henry!
我靠 该死的 Oh, shit! Ohh.
当亨利奥尔特曼从桥上跳下去的时候 When Henry Altmann fell from the bridge...
时间仿佛静止了 Time had slowed.
亨利突然意识到 And it occurred to henry that life
生活不一定是负担 didn't have to be a burden
人生苦短 它脆弱而又独特 That life was short and fragile and unique.
每一小时 每一分 And that each hour, each minute...
每一秒 都能为别人做点贡献 Each second could have something to offer.
都能做一些出人意料而又美好的事 Something beautiful and astounding.
但是他却是在跳进水里 The fact that this only occurred to him...
临死前几秒钟才意识到这个事实 Seconds before he would hit the water and die...
这让他非常 非常生气 Made him very, very angry.
我抓住你了 Come on.
天 God!
你就不能 再加把劲 Would you just come on?
天哪 天 Oh, god! Oh, god!
我靠 天 Holy shit! Oh, my god!
你就不能帮我一把吗 你这混球 Will you help me, motherfucker!
好了 好了 Okay! Okay!
好的 我们上岸了 上岸了 Ohh. Okay, you got it. You got it.
噢 Oh.
嘿 嘿 看着我的手指 Hey, hey. Follow my finger.
你知道你叫啥吗 Do you know your name?
我叫亨利 Henry.
你知道今天是几号吗 Do you know what day it is?
我已经浪费了太多的时间了 I've wasted so many of them.
不 你 No. Do-
你知道美国现在的总统是谁吗 Do you know who the president of the united states is?
你特么的在逗我 Are you trying to piss me off?
我今天已经过得很糟了 'Cause I'm having a goddamn moment here.
好吧 Okay
现在几点了 What time is it?
到时间送你去医院了 It's time to get you to the hospital.
-几点了 -不要激动 - What time is it? - Now, please don't get angry.
-你得保持冷静 -嗯 - I need you to remain calm. - Uh-huh.
-生气对你的身体不好 -我知道 - It's not good for you to get angry. - I know.
生气对你的健康不好 你的血压 It's not good for your health, for your blood pressure-
你就告诉我现在几点不得了吗 Would you please just tell me what time it is?
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
现在六点零三了 6:03.
谢谢 Thank you.
我还剩十九分钟 That's 19 minutes.
哇 哇 哇 你要去哪 Whoa, whoa, whoa. where are you going?
我得去看看我的儿子 汤米 Gotta go see my son, Tommy.
好 我们可以给他打电话 在医院和他见面 Okay. we'll call. He can meet us at the hospital.
不 No.
你什么意思 不 为什么不行 What do you mean, no? Why, no?
因为我得先去见他 'Cause I have to see him first.
好吧 他在哪 Okay, where is he?
布鲁克林舞蹈学院 在威廉斯堡 Brooklyn dance academy, Williamsburg.
-威廉斯堡 -是啊 - Williamsburg? - Yeah.
亨利 你看看你自己 你连路都走不了 Henry, come on, you can barely walk.
这对你有那么重要吗 Does it mean that much to you?
有 Yes.
好吧 Okay. Okay.
我会把你送到你儿子那 I will help you get to your son.
但你得保证 But you have to promise me to
要保持冷静 还有别发脾气 stay calm and to not get angry.
在那之后 我们必须直接去医院 And afterwards, we go directly to the hospital.
不能矫情 也别抱怨 No drama. No complaints.
能做到吗 Okay?
来吧 Come on.
我扶着你 好的 I got you. Okay.
过去点 Right there.
不好意思 请让一让 Excuse us. Excuse us. Sorry.
-走开 -你就不能冷静一点吗 - Move! - Would you just be calm!
-抱歉 祝你们新婚快乐 -谢谢 - Sorry. Mazeltov. - Thank you.
噢 的士 的士 Oh. Taxi! Taxi!
不要走 等等 等等 No, wait! Wait, wait, wait! Stop! Stop!
嘿 Hey!
好了 走吧 Okay. Okay, walk.
我们要去威廉斯堡 We're going to Williamsburg.
在肯特州 离首府很近 Kent, near metropolitan.
-过得开心 兄弟 -谢谢 你也是 - Have a good one, man. - Yeah, you too.
你的电话已被转接到 Your call has been forwarded to an
语音信箱 automated voice messaging system
-亨利奥尔特曼 -您拨打的电话暂时无法接通 - Henry Altmann. - Is not available.
请在滴声后留言 At the tone, please record your-
不好意思 Excuse me.
我们真的非常急 所以你有多快开多快 We're in an enormous hurry, so as fast as you can.
-你有现金吗 我身上一分钱都没有 -我有一点 - Do you have any cash? I'm flat broke. - Yes, some I got.
我们不会亏待你的 We'll make it worth your while.
还有 可不可以把暖气打开 And can you also please turn the heat on back here?
是我的错觉 还是这里面越来越冷了 Is it me or is it getting colder in here?
先生 先生 Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.
我们后面的温度没有调高 We're not getting much heat back here.
为什么你开得这么慢 Why- why are you going so slow?
是绿灯 现在是绿灯 It's green. The light is green.
-是黄灯 -明明是绿灯 - It was yellow. - It's green!
不 是黄灯 No, yellow.
跟水仙花一个颜色 是不是 Like daffodil, yes?
-我们得出去 -什么 - We gotta get out. - What?
不 不 不 你们哪都去不了 No, no, no. Nobody going nowhere.
我的生活都被你搞砸了 You made my life bad.
你恐吓我 扬言要使我的驾照被吊销 You threaten me, you threaten my license,
你恐吓我会丢掉工作 you threaten my work
现在 你在我的车里 Now you in my cab.
-你们认识的吗 -之前见过一面 - Do you guys know each other? - We've met.
-犹太人 -放羊的 - Jew. - Goat herder.
-种族主义者 -啊 你 - Racist! - Ah, you-
好 好 冷静 冷静 大家都冷静一下 All right, all right! Calm, calm, calm. Everybody calm.
我们好商好量 We-we can talk about this.
-商量不行 让我杀了他就行 -什么 - Talk no. Kill yes. - What?
-我要杀了他 他死定了 - I will kill him.He dead meat.
-噢 你才没种敢这么做呢 - Oh, you don't have the balls.
亨利 冷静一点 Henry! Calm down!
-跟它商量吧 草泥马 -我很冷静 - Calm this, motherfucker! - I'm calm!
草泥马 你死定了 Motherfucker! Now, you dead!
不 是你死定了 No, now, you dead!
到底是怎么了 What is happening?
-你来啊 来啊 -来啊 咱俩比划比划 - Come on. Come on. - Come on, let's dance!
好啊 我们开战吧 草泥马 Yes, we go on, motherfucker.
我是委员会认证的内科医生 I am a board certified doctor of internal medicine...
我真的很讨厌我在说话的时候别人不听 And I really don't like it when people don't listen to me!
我说冷静的时候 When I say, stay calm
我的意思是叫你们都给老娘安静点 I... mean... calm!
这他妈有那么难理解吗 Is that so damn hard to understand?
-不 不难理解 -那就给我上车 - No, not at all. - Then get in the damn car!
我们是要偷了这辆车吗 Are we stealing this cab?
你到底想不想在六点二十二分前见到你儿子 Do you wanna see your son by 6:22?
-超想的 夫人 -那就给我上车 - Yes, ma'am. - Then get in the car.
你自己没有车 是不是 You don't own a car, do you?
没有啊 怎么了 No. Why?
好 好 好 Okay. Okay. Okay.
放轻松 Relax. Relax.
放轻松 怎么放轻松 Relax, yeah. How?
你跟你弟弟一样糟糕 You're just as bad as your brother.
你载过亚伦 You drove Aron?
他不太赞成出租车司机开车的方式 He didn't approve of the way the cab driver was driving.
呃 他可能是有点害羞了 Well, he can be a bit timid.
他肯定是爱我的 He sure loved me.
有这么一个弟弟我真是幸运 I was so lucky to have a younger brother like that.
就像是上天赐予你的礼物 It's a gift.
这也是为什么我想要两个孩子 That's why I wanted two kids.
-你的两个孩子相亲相爱吗 -我想是的 - Did your two boys love each other? - I think so.
-以他们自己的方式 -是吗 - In their own way. - Yeah?
他们的性格截然不同 They were very different.
我是独子 I-I was an only child.
你肯定很孤独 It must've been lonely.
-我倒是不这么认为 -真的吗 - I didn't think so. - Really?
现在你是怎么认为的 Now how do you feel?
一个人的时候你会胡思乱想 你有事了谁会来帮你 You wonder who's gonna be there when something happens.
比如说死 Like dying.
是啊 比如说死 Like dying.
你看到那个了吗 Do you see this?
看到了 I see it.
踩油门 Punch it.
哇哦 耶 Oh, yeah!
-哈哈 -耶 耶 耶 - Okay. Okay- - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
冷静 冷静 Calm, calm, calm, calm!
耶 Yeah!
请您出示驾照和行驶证 License and registration, please.
警官 我是莎伦吉尔医生 Officer, i'm dr. sharon gill...
这是一起紧急的医疗事件 - And this is a medical emergency-
出示驾照和行驶证 - license and registration.
我明白 这是我的病人 亨利奥尔特曼 I understand. This is my patient, Henry Altmann.
-他需要动脑部手术 -你到底有没有驾照 - He needs brain surgery. - Do you have a license?
我没有 没带在身上 No, I don't.Not on me.
这是你的出租吗 This your cab?
不是 是的 No. Yes!
呃 这是我叔叔的车 Well, it's my uncle's.
还是不行 No?
-我什么都没有 -我来吧 - Yeah, I got nothing. - I got this.
-你想干嘛 -告诉他事实 - What are you gonna do? - Tell him the truth.
噢 那肯定会非常有趣 Oh, this ought to be interesting.
警官 大概一个小时多一点之前 这辆出租车撞了我的的车 Officer, a little over an hour ago, this cab hit my car.
然后我去了医院 Then I went to the hospital and
吉尔医生告诉我我有脑动脉瘤 Dr.Gill told me that I had a brain aneurysm...
-我只有九十分钟可活了 -从撞车开始算吗 - and I had 90 minutes to live. - From the car accident.
不 然后我去了我的办公室 No. Then I went to my office and
有人在讲笑话 this guy was telling a joke.
将一个男的和他老婆上 About a man having sex with his wife
最后一次床 然后我就想 one last time, and I thought
诶 听起来不错 Hey, that sounds like a good idea.
那我就回家吧 和我老婆试试 I'll go home and try it with mine
我回家看到了我老婆和邻居坐在一起 I get there and there's my wife sitting with my neighbor.
他们竟然已经鬼混了很久 Turns out they've been shtupping
而我一点都没发现 the whole time and I had no idea.
所以我就走出来了 去了饭店 So I get out of there and I go to juniors...
我邀请了很多人 为了跟他们告别 And I invited all these people to say
但是只有一个人来了 Good-bye to them and only one guy shows up...
他竟然还为了我高中抢了他 And he's pissed off at me for stealing
女朋友的事跟我翻脸才来 his high school sweetheart.
-我甚至都不记得他女朋友是谁 -冷静 冷静 - Who I don't even remember! - Calm. calm.
所以我走过对面街 So I go across the street to buy a
去跟一个人买摄像机 他人蛮好 video camera from this nice guy.
他有一点口吃 但是是个好人 A little bit- d-d-d-d- but still a good guy.
虽然不是动作最快的 Not the fastest salesman.
然后我叫了一个流浪汉来帮我 And I give the video camera to a homeless
拍我跟我儿子讲话的视频 guy to videotape me talking to my son.
之后我的心情有点沮丧 因为上了法律学校之后 And I get a little upset because after law school...
他竟然决定要当一个舞蹈老师而不是一个律师 He decides to be a dance instructor rather than a lawyer.
-那个流浪汉吗 -不 是我的儿子 - The homeless guy? - No, my son.
我连名片都帮他打印好了 I had all these business cards
但是事已至此我还做什么呢 printed up. But what can you do?
我有点沮丧 然后我就昏了过去 I got upset and then I passed out.
我醒过来之后 我就从布鲁克林大桥跳了下去 And when I came to, I jumped off the brooklyn bridge.
这时候她出现了 她跳进了东河 That's when she shows up. She jumps in the east river.
把我救了出来 所以我们浑身都是湿的 She fishes me out. That's why we're wet.
然后我们就上了出租车 就之前撞我的那辆 Then we got picked up by the same cabbie who hit me earlier.
她打晕了他 我们就用了他的车 She maces him and that's how we got this cab.
-听起来有点不可思议 是不是 -是 - Weird, huh? - Yeah.
关于他得动脑部手术 我确定你不是在开玩笑 You weren't kidding about him needing brain surgery.
不 不 我真没开玩笑 No, no, no, not at all!
- 噢 谢谢 真的谢谢你 -你太客气了 - Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. - You're welcome.
请出来 Please step out of the vehicle.
等等 等等 等我一下 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Um... hold on. Okay.
拜托了 这是 Please this, uh- this is-
这是医院的电话 你叫约旦里德医生听电话好了 This is the hospital. Just ask for Dr. Jordan Reed.
约旦里德医生 Dr. Jordan Reed.
我是纽约警察局的 This is N.Y.P.D.
你认识吉尔医生和奥尔特曼先生吗 You know a Dr. Gill and a Mr. Altmann?
天哪 Holy shit!
-哪家医院 -迈蒙德尼医院 - What hospital? - Maimonides.
-跟着我 -好的 警官 -Follow me. -Yes, sir.
-跟紧一点 -我尽量 我尽量 -Try to keep up. - I will try, sir. I will try.
太谢谢你了 警官 Thank you so much, officer.
-你不会跟着他 是不是 -噢 当然不会 -You're not gonna follow him, are you? -Oh, fuck, no.
太好了 你太棒了 Yes!You go, girl!
哇哦 Whoo!
-他打电话给你了吗 -没有 -Did he call? -No.
他可能不会打给你了 He might not try you here again.
-如果在我联系上他之前他就死了怎么办 -不要这么想 -What if he dies before I talk to him? -Don't go there.
我没接他的电话 Well, I didn't take the call.
这不是你的错 他是个 It's not your fault.He's-
他以前不是这样的 He wasn't always.
比如 我七岁的时候 他教我玩金罗美 Like, when I was 7, he taught me how to play gin rummy.
我很讨厌这个游戏 因为我总是输 I hated it 'cause I could never beat him.
所以他就教我怎么出老千 So he taught me how to cheat.
他以前很大度 讲话很大声 很有趣的一个人 He was so big and loud and fun.
之后彼得死了 Then Peter died.
我离开了家 And I left.
一切都变了 And everything changed.
他以前对生活充满热情 He used to be so affectionate.
他总是拥抱别人 He was like a major hugger.
他已经很久没抱过我了 Hasn't done that in a while.
亲爱的 Sweetie.
可能他打电话回家了 过着他去了那里 Maybe he's calling the apartment, or going there.
你认为我们该不该在这里等 Think we should wait there?
六点十八分 Well, 6:18.
嗯 Yeah.
去吧 Go on.
我得把这辆车擦一下 让它焕然一新 I gotta wipe this car down, torch it.
-真的吗 -不 不 -Really? - No. no,
但我可能会把它停在消防栓附近 But I'll probably park it next to a fire hydrant.
-亨利 -嗯 -Henry. -Yeah.
一切都会好起来的 It'll be all right.
-莎伦 -嘿 -Sharon? -Hey.
你能打给伯恩斯坦 Can you call bernstein and have him
叫他为亨利奥尔特曼准备一个房间吗 prep a room for Henry Altmann?
当然可以 Sure.
你那边还好吗 Is everything all right?
我不知道 I don't know.
为什么它看起来如此迷人 Why does it seem so inviting?
嗨 Hi.
嘿 老爸 Hey, dad.
嘿 汤米 Hey,Tommy.
你感觉怎么样 How you feeling?
呃 我好多了 Uh...I've been better.
现在 暂时我还没事 For now,I'm okay.
你还记得那天你带我去桥上吗 那时候我还是个小孩子 Remember that time on the bridge when I was a kid?
-什么时候 -你还唱着这首歌 -What time? -With this?
不记得了 No.
怎么会不记得 你在哼着这首歌 我们还 Come on, you were humming, singing it, and-
我们还怎么了 And what?
我们跳起舞来 We started dancing.
-真的吗 -是啊 -Did we? -Yeah.
带我跳一下当时的舞 Show me.
你跳得真好 You're good.
你应该干这行 You should do this for a living.
我好怀念这样啊 孩子 I missed this, kiddo.
现在几点了 What time is it?
呃 七点零二分了 Uh,7:02.
你也注意到了 And you will notice...
你还活着 You're still alive.
活着真好 That's nice.
是啊 Yeah, it is.
你想知道你什么时候会死吗 Would you wanna know when you were gonna die?
不想 No.
那假如你真的知道了 But if you did...
你什么时候会去世 你会干什么呢 What would you do if you knew how long you had?
我会试着寻找快乐的秘方 I would try and figure out how to be happy.
为什么不现在就去找呢 Then why don't you?
也许我会的 Maybe I will.
如果你不介意 可不可以借我你的肩膀靠一靠 我想睡下 If it's all right with you, I'm gonna close my eyes now.
没有人认为亨利可以熬过一天 No one expected Henry to survive one day.
但事实上 他活了八天 Instead, he lived for 8 days.
这有点像光明节的奇迹 It was sort of like the Hanukkah miracle.
在那八天里 他和他老婆聊了很久 In that 8 days, he had long talks with his wife...
和他弟弟一起吃了最后一顿用棕色纸袋装着的午餐 Shared one last brown bag lunch with his brother.
在和他儿子玩金罗美的时候出老千 And cheated his son at gin rummy.
我的墓碑上会刻着 亨利奥尔特曼 一九五一到二零一四 My tombstone will say, "Henry Altmann, 1951 - 2014".
我到现在才发现 日期并不重要 I never knew till now, it's not the dates that matter...
-重要的是那个破折号 -什么破折号 -It's the dash. -Yhe dash?
你个小糊涂虫 你知道的 对不对 You little shtarker. You already knew that, didn't you?
知道一点点 Kind of.
你选择了自己的人生道路 You picked your own path.
你过着你自己的生活 即使这让我气得要死但你还是坚定不移 You lived your life, even though it pissed me off.
我以你为豪 儿子 我赢了 I'm proud of you, kid. Gin.
-那张卡是从你的袖子里出来的 -不 我的招数没那么高超 -That card was up your sleeve. - No, worse.
在那八天里 亨利奥尔特曼一次脾气都没有发过 For 8 days, Henry Altmann never got angry even once.
除了在临死的那一刻 Except at the very end, when he
他跟死神说 去你丫的 told death to go fuck himself.
然后他就开始回想一下愉快的事 And then he fumed his thoughts to things that pleased him...
他的灵魂慢慢飞向了天堂 And sailed away.
没有人认为莎伦吉尔能过上以前的生活 No one expected Sharon Gill to go back to her old life.
事实上 她也没有 And, indeed, she did not.
就在亨利死的同一天 她辞职了 On the same day, she quit her job...
同时也离开了药物和菲尔丁医生 Her pills and Dr. Fielding.
她报名在培根大道上的一家 And then signed up to work at a
免费诊所上班 free clinic on Burgen Street
在那她可以为一个病人看病超过十五分钟 Where she could spend more than 15 minutes per patient...
还可以成为她一直想成为的医生 And be the doctor she always wanted to be.
到夏天之前 她觉得她遵守了对亨利的诺言 By summer, she felt she kept her
她成为了一个快乐的人 promise to Henry to be happy
快乐到去领养了一只新的宠物猫 Enough to adopt a new cat...
还可以开始一场新的约会 And to begin to date again.
你们大家呢 这个冬天有什么计划 What about you guys? Any plans for this winter?
我们可能会去夏威夷骑车环岛 We might go on a bike tour in Hawaii.
不 我自行车骑得不好 老爸没教过我们 No, I don't bicycle well. Dad didn't teach us.
亨利讨厌自行车 Henry hated bicycles.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
他觉得自行车会吃人 He considered them predatory.
好吧 说起他 谁带了亨利 All right, speaking of, huh, who's got Henry?
好吧 我们开始吧 Yeah, let's do this.
我来 我来 I do. I do.
-妈 你来吗 -棕色纸袋 - Mom, will you? -Brown paper bag.
-他是个容易满足的人 -我喜欢 -He's a simple man. - I love it.
当亨利奥尔特曼准备 As Henry Altmann prepared to
第二次进东河的时候 Go into the east river for the second time...
他把 长眠于东河 He added "being in the east river"
加进了他讨厌的事物的名单 to the list of things he hated.
但他同时也感到很安详 But he also felt at peace...
很有安全感 因为无论怎么样 Secure in the knowledge that somehow...
他都会长存于爱他的人的记忆里 He would live on in the hearts of those who loved him.
嘿 你们他妈的在干嘛 Hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing?
怎么了 我问你 怎么了 What the hell? I ask you, what the hell?
你以为我们在干嘛 乱扔垃圾吗 What do you think we're doing, littering?
你是什么东西 东河美化巡逻队吗 What are you, the river beautification patrol?
我问你 你以为我们在向整个 I ask you, do you think we're sprinkling
布鲁克林挥洒梦幻仙尘吗 fairy dust all over Brooklyn.
你是专管仙尘的警察吗 Are you the fairy dust police?
你是不是讨厌所有会叮叮当当的东西 Are you one of those guys that hates anything that tinkles?
你还有没有人性 有没有一点礼貌 Have you no humility? No fucking manners?
这是骨灰 你个傻子 It's ashes, you moron!
是一个被碾成粉末的朋友 丈夫和爸爸 你个混蛋 A ground-up friend, husband and father, you asshole!
如果你不明白 为什么你不过来呢 If you can't understand that, why don't you come over here?
-让他安静的去不行吗 -有本事放学别走 -Leave it alone! -Come here and talk to us!
怎么 你没有爸爸吗 What, you don't have a father?
你没有爸爸吗 You don't have a father?
你识相的赶紧跑 赶紧跑 Yeah, you better run!You better run!
去你丫的 Fuck you!